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Congratulations!

2012-01-25T22:32:00.002-05:00

To all of our Fresh Bloods who passed their skills test:

Ashlee C.

Danielle S.

Eileen

Erica P.

Farrah

Hannah

Hayley

Jenn

Justine

Katie F.

Lil e Von Schtupp

Natalie

Roxy

Spicy

Congratulations!

To all of the girls who didn't make it this time, keep practicing and stay strong and focused. You'll be ready next time around!

The Legendary Etta James

2012-01-20T13:08:00.000-05:00

Today we lost a legend and my idol, the lovely Etta James. The soulful, six-time Grammy winner passed away due to complications from a long time battle with Leukemia and dementia.

On a personal note, I've listened to Etta James' music for as long as I can remember. When choosing my derby name, I picked Etta Jams for a few reasons. The first being that I love her music and I knew I wanted something that represented an older time era. I also loved the fact that although she was able to pour out her heart through her music, she possessed a tough side. Often outspoken and a fighter through life struggles including drug addiction and health problems, the singer persevered and continued to wow audiences with her powerful voice.

I am saddened by her passing, but know that her music will live on forever! Here is one of my favorites from the singer. Jamesetta Hawkins aka Miss Peaches aka Etta James you will be missed!

A Little Reminder......

2012-01-20T10:55:00.000-05:00

Challenge Me!

2012-01-16T15:40:00.000-05:00

I'm an athletic person. I love to run and obviously skate. I do my best to eat right and take care of myself, but the truth is, I could do a lot better in the nutrition department. Nutrition and diet play an important part in derby performance. Over the years, I've seen a lot of girls loose weight and get fit from skating alone and others from a combination of skating and dieting. I've seen their bodies change and become more fit and strong. While I'm not necessarily trying to shed any pounds (though a few would be fine), I do want to eat healthier. Though some would say that my diet is not all that bad, I'm looking to develop better eating habits and change some of the things that I'm putting into my body. I have trouble with this concept because when it comes to food I love the idea of quick and convenient and I really don't like to cook. However, I'm willing to put in a little bit of work to change that and here's where you all come in!

I will be challenging myself to one week of healthy eating (I figure once I'm on a roll I will be likely to continue on this healthy path) and would like food suggestions from all of you! Email me (ettajams@yahoo.com) healthy food ideas (please no meat - fish is ok) or recipes or better yet a weekly plan, and I will follow it for one week. I'll post my status along the way and for those of you who would like to do it along with me, we can compare our results. I will post my status along the way and let you know how it's going. I'm really looking forward to seeing what you all have to say and how this change will make me feel.

I hope this motivates other derby players to improve their food intake and in turn become better skaters.

-Etta

Be Healthy!

2012-01-13T18:05:00.003-05:00

Just a little inspiration.

Hope you all have a great weekend!

Like and Follow

2012-01-12T11:37:00.001-05:00

The Rebel Yell is now on Facebook and Twitter! Take a look to the right here on the blog and you'll see buttons to 'like' and 'follow' us!

Thanks to all of you who have been reading and keeping up with The Rebel Yell over these past few years!

- Etta

The Derby Aquatic

2012-01-10T14:12:00.000-05:00

It's one thing to capture a photo under water. It's another to clearly capture derby girls in action under water. Photographer Drew Barillas didn't seem to have a problem with it though! This photo series features crystal clear visions of skaters in position and some of them executing actual skills. The images beam with color and movement. Take a look for yourself and for more, please visit Derby Life.

Name That Roller Girl

2012-01-09T14:25:00.000-05:00

With a group of new girls getting ready to become official skaters for our league, the time is coming for them to choose what will be their new names. Roller derby aliases are such an important part of becoming a derby player. It’s your new identity, your alter ego. For some, it’s an escape from the everyday, a time to become someone new. For others, it’s simply an extension of who they are in day to day life.

With this in mind, I decided to take a look at the ever growing international list of registered derby names. It’s amazing, after four + years of having a roller derby alias, I still get goose bumps seeing my name and number on the list. It’s as if I’m a star in a new movie and my name is appearing up on the marquee.

So ladies, I thought I’d give you a few suggestions and before choosing a name.

The Long & Short of It
Most of the time your full derby name will be shortened by your teammates. With that in mind, be sure you want to be called by whatever nick name might be created out of your full name. Here’s an example; One of the choices I had thought up for myself was Shrimp Roll. Though the words sound cute together, I knew I didn’t ever want to be called just Shrimp or just Roll and so that one was crossed off my list.

Keeping It Real
Think about what you want your name to represent. Do you want to be known as a bad ass? Should your name be an extension of your legal name? Or maybe something representative of one of your passions or hobbies such as art or sewing.

Pick a Name and Then Pick Another
Once you choose your alias, it will be sent in for approval. Remember, your name must not be that of an existing player. Also, chances are, if it is even somewhat similar to another player’s, it may be denied. Having a list of alternatives ready is a good idea.

This is your chance to name yourself, so have fun with it! I can't wait to meet all of you all over again.

- Etta

Are You Ready?

2012-01-03T15:08:00.000-05:00

Video Courtesy of Rick Odell

The New Year

2012-01-03T00:00:00.000-05:00

Hello! I hope that you all had a wonderful holiday filled with family, friends, delicious food and good times!

2012 is here and as always The Roller Rebels have a lot of great things planned for the upcoming season. Behind the scenes, we've got some really exciting things going on. First up, this week skaters will gear up and throw down for our All Star Team tryouts. It will be exciting to see who will become the new All Star Team players for the 2012 season.

Also this month, the latest group of Fresh Bloods will be taking their physical and written skills tests. After weeks and weeks of practice, attending rules classes and open skate sessions and of course getting their fair share of bruises and sore muscles, it's just about time for these newbies to take it to the track show us coaches what they've got!

Now for you, our devoted fans, we have our first event of the new year. On Saturday, January 21st, put on your bowling shoes and get ready to knock down some pins with your favorite roller girls. Our famous bowling fundraiser is back! Hope to see you all there.

And for those of you who like to plan and buy ahead, here is our 2012 schedule.

We look forward to a successful and fun season! Thanks for continuing to support The Long Island Roller Rebels!

25 Random Facts

2011-12-19T00:00:00.000-05:00

When you hear the description, a toothless book worm, with a great love for Martha Stewart, beauty and toughness are probably not the first adjectives that come to mind. Sometimes though, it's the most unlikely combinations that result in something extraordinarily special and beautiful. Such is the case with this Roller Rebel. A skater with the league for as long as it's been around, this player has proven to be a MVP and a great friend to her teammates. Best of all, she doesn't let her serious blocking and jamming skills on the track get in the way of her hilarious sense of humor. Read on to find out more about the intriguing and lovely Carnage Electra!

1. I was in the first fresh blood draft ever for the Long Island Roller Rebels, and have been with the league ever since.

2. I have 2 younger siblings, a brother and a sister, both of whom are derby fans. My sister briefly reffed for LIRR and my brother, a Chicago resident, is a fan and supporter of Windy City.

3. I have shark dived, where you get in the cage and go in the water. It's an amazing experience I highly recommend.

4. Everyone thinks I'm missing a tooth. I am, in fact, missing two. Neither were lost to derby; both are casualties of my pending orthodontia. I lie about this. People assume it's derby and I don't want to explain my snaggly teeth constantly, so I just agree with whatever they think.

5. My first word was "owl". My mother had this owl teapot, and one day I pointed at it and dropped some knowledge on my parents. Owls have been my spirit animal and personal totem since.

6. I used to DJ, and opened for Moby when he played the Vanderbilt in the late 90s.

7. My day job? I'm a therapist.

8. I haven't eaten a hamburger in 20 years. I clearly remember eating the last one, because I thought it was gross (I ate meat otherwise until 3 years ago). My hamburgerversary is coming up; 21 years in February.

9. I can speak, read, and write conversational French and Spanish - read magazines, watch telenovelas, get around places - but I'm a bit rusty.

10. I don't really like movies in general. I'll watch horror, Hitchcock, science fiction, and anything with my favorite actor, but everything else I kind of dread and avoid.

11. My favorite actor is Fred Astaire. This fact, I feel, sheds some light on why I dislike a lot of movies. They don't make 'em like they used to.

12. My 2011 New Year's resolution was to open my eyes and close my mouth more in photographs. As of this writing, my success with this is mixed.

13. I am a big reader, and finish 50+ books a year. Email me and we can be friends on goodreads.

14. I have had some unusual jobs: seller of smoking apparatuses and porn, constructor of knockout mouse models for cancer research, paralegal to the head partner at a bodily injury law firm, and program director of a noncommercial radio station among some of the more noteworthy.

15. I hate the sound of whistling; it's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

16. My record player used to belong to Lou Reed. I know this because his parents gave it to me.

17. I learned to drive when I was almost 21.

18. I used photographs I took of the Bouncing Souls, drawings I made of my friends, and sets I built for the Ghouligans to get into School of Visual Arts for my Master's. It worked.

19. My right foot is half a size bigger than my left. I never noticed until I started skating.

20. I can play guitar, bass, and piano, but none of them very well.

21. I am a big fan of science fiction, especially old television and movies from the 50s, 60s, and 70s. And I prefer The Next Generation to the original.

22. Martha Stewart is one of my personal heroes, based on her success, work ethic, and abiding love and respect for Halloween. I liked earnest, young Martha when she was just starting out and making piles of elaborate hors d'oeuvres, and I liked queen of domesticity Martha, when she was riding high on her success and stenciling everything in her Maine and Connecticut homes, but my favorite Martha is her current, post-jail incarnation. She's just amazing, and if I could have come up with a derby name based around her, I would have used it just so I could frame the cease-and-desist letter I'm sure I'd receive.

23. I had all kinds of pets growing up: dogs, parrots that talk, a sugar glider, chinchilla, and hedgehog, as well as snakes, iguanas, and frogs. Seldom all at the same time, though.

24. I lived in a derby house, the Darkside, with Roxie Heartless, Dave Heartless, and Ruby Redrum for three years. It was truly epic, and I recommend living in a derby house at some point in your career maybe even more strongly than I recommend shark diving.

25. My parents picked my real first name because it was unusual. They were right: I was one of two with this name in my entire high school. Now, it has been consistently in the top ten for at least the past five years, maybe even a little longer.

In The Press

2011-12-05T10:32:00.001-05:00

Check out our latest article in The Farmingdale Observer!

2011 Holiday Derby Gift Guide

2011-11-15T15:22:00.001-05:00

The time has come! I've gone through all of my favorite online sources to put together some gifts that your derby friends and relatives are going to love!

Welcome to the 2011 Holiday Derby Gift Guide!

Want to add a little derby to your Christmas tree? These ornaments by MoxieMadness are the perfect solution! They come in multiple colors and cost $16 for two.

I love hair accessories and am often seen with a flower in my hair. These skate clips from MT Coffinz are the perfect alternative to a flower and great for a team manager who doesn't have to wear a helmet! They come in other colors and cost just $8!

Another great accessory for your hair, is this roller girl headband from Janine Basil.

For your favorite cook on quads, a roller derby cookbook! The Dames Dish it Out - a cookbook created by The Greenville Derby Dames is filled with little secrets, plenty of photos of the girls and over 80 recipes. $15

I've featured products from Beep Art in the past and they continue to add more creative ideas to their collection all the time. Check out this adorable derby girl laptop decal for only $12.

Keep the derby love going all year long with a subscription to Five on Five Magazine. This informative mag will keep you updated on everything from gear, regionals, coaching, media and so much more. Order a single issue, or set up a friend with a full subscription.

Most derby players, especially when starting out, eat, drink and sleep derby. These pillow cases by Branch Handmade can definitely help out with the sleep part. $18 for a set of two.

I think it's only fair that if you skate, your Christmas stocking should reflect that. Check out this derby skate stocking for $14.99 by Sinister Skate Wear.

Derby girls are always looking for the perfect booty shorts. Hex Chromosome features these and other bottoms which are created for and by derby girls. Best of all, they promise no muffin tops or camel toes. Check out the rest of their amazing styles and colors!

Former skater and artist Dedly Weponz never ceases to amaze me with her creativity. Check out this tote bag for $28.

Keep the derby festivities going all year long with this illustrated calendar for $20 by Black Sheep Clothing.

For those who love art, these colorful prints from Strada Coast are full of character and at just $10 each, affordable.

Let's not forget a little something for our hard working refs. How about these note cards for $5 or necklace for $12 from Fire Bolt Creations.

To our derby moms with future derby players in their house. This bib from Caustic Threads is not only adorable, but it's also reversible! $14

There you have it! The best of the best for holiday 2011. I hope this year's guide helps you pick out some gifts for your loved ones. Here's to a wonderful derby filled holiday season!!

- Etta

Getting Ready For Giving

2011-11-01T00:00:00.000-04:00

The time of year will soon be upon us when stores are packed with frantic shoppers and mall parking lots turn into a tar covered hell. This is when I do my best to avoid the brick and mortar shops and pick up my laptop. Shopping for holiday gifts in the comfort of my own home is just how I like it. While some of you tough it out and go the old school route, I know that many of you, like me, prefer holiday shopping via the internet much better.

Avoid this!

Every year I do my very best to bring you the biggest, newest and best in skate related products to make shopping for your favorite roller girls (and guys) easy! My Holiday Derby Gift Guides are still The Rebel Yell's most read posts. Even after holiday season is far behind, people click back to reference them and check out the shops listed to see if they can find a cool birthday gift for a friend.

While I do find a lot of great gift ideas on my own, I always take reader suggestions. Are you an artist or shop that makes/sells skate related products or know someone who does? I'd love to feature you! Email me with a link to your shop and any other information to ettajams@yahoo.com I plan on getting the Guide up by the last week of November, so be sure to get back to me before then.

My goal is to help you shrink down the "what do I get them" questions on all of your lists, so I'm hoping to make this year's the best gift guide yet!

- Etta

Roller Cowgirl

2011-10-31T17:27:00.002-04:00

Images via Honestly WTF

Just A Reminder

2011-10-28T04:46:00.001-04:00

Tomorrow night is our annual Halloween Fundraiser! Come on down to Sinclair's Pub in West Babylon and enjoy great music, drinks and prizes for best costume!

Call Backs

2011-10-19T00:13:00.001-04:00

Last night was the first official practice for our new Fresh Bloods. It was so exciting to see them all in action! Captain Morgan ran a great practice and although it was filled with a lot of basic skills, it was high-energy and left everyone feeling exhilarated and happy! I saw each and every skater out there giving it their all. Full determination - No slackers, no complainers. It was exactly what a coach likes to see.

I want to wish all of our new girls the best of luck and can’t wait to see them improve even more! Congratulations again to all of you!

See you all Thursday……

- Etta

Boo!

2011-10-18T00:00:00.000-04:00

Oh What a Night!

2011-10-12T23:37:00.000-04:00

Last night over twenty women tried out for The Long Island Roller Rebels. Potential recruits, waited patiently outside the doors of United Skates, while current league members got things prepped for registration. A huge bag of extra gear was stationed near the entrance, ready for newcomers without any. As the women slowly made their way through the registration process, the coaching and recruitment committees gathered together to prepare for the night.

Practice started with a safety check on gear, a warm up and then the potential new skaters were tested. As they performed a series of skills, us coaches took notes and grades to help us decide who would make the cut. We saw a lot of good skaters out there with determination and great potential. The girls, some in derby skates, some in rentals, all worked their way around the track showing us who could crossover, who could hit and who could listen and follow direction. The girls also met with the recruitment committee to discuss what becoming a part of the league entails.

Once tryouts ended, the coaches and recruitment committees gathered together to discuss who made it. We are happy to welcome a lot of new members, and to all of those who didn't make it this time, we urge you to be a part of the league by becoming a volunteer or NSO. Keep practicing, there's always next year!

These next few months will be a test for our newcomers. While we openly welcome our Fresh Bloods, we will continue to assess skills, attitude and commitment. Being a part of the Long Island Roller Rebels is surely an experience you will remember forever and we look forward to the new players for our 2011 season!

This Saturday!

2011-10-04T00:00:00.000-04:00

25 Random Facts

2011-10-03T00:00:00.001-04:00

I can remember when this Roller Rebel first became a part of the league 1 and a 1/2 years ago. She started out as an NSO and then went on to become a skater. As one of the most determined Fresh Bloods I've seen, she put in every single effort to learn each skill and learn it well. Her leadership qualities, willingness to always help, and her unconditional love for roller derby resulted in her being voted in as Captain of The Rock-A-Betty Bruisers, Assistant Manager of the All Star Team AND Recruitment Manager. She takes on these roles with passion and commitment and does this all in addition to holding down a full-time job! Let's learn a little bit more about this truly dedicated skater, ShadowboxHer!!

1. My middle name is Joy because my parents felt so much “joy” when I was born, or so the story goes.

2. For 3 years I taught Introduction to Feminism at the University at Albany.

3. I teach elementary school Physical Education to gifted children.

4. I have an older sister, and a younger brother who are both 4 years apart from me.

5. When I was young I used to have to try out the soap of every restaurant I entered!

6. I am a second degree black belt in the martial art of Chinese Kenpo.

7. I have a secret desire to be Xena Warrior Princess.

8. I have an extreme aversion to chewing gum.

9. I am dating a Villain.

10. I have read the book Stone Butch Blues, by Leslie Feinberg, over 30 times (no joke).

11. My favorite comic book character is Mystique from X-Men.

12. I was Missy Elliot for Halloween one year.

13. I have the best derby big sister out there!

14. I aspire to gain a PHD in Women’s Studies.

15. I dream of owning a farm with; three horses, a goat, a pond, and a weeping willow. Oh and of always wearing a cowgirl hat!

16. I have THE corniest sense of humor, and if you don’t believe me just ask my students.

17. I don’t get scared, I get startled.

18. I am extremely competitive, and always have been.

19. I would be perfectly content playing roller derby every waking hour…sometimes it feels like we do!

20. There is nothing in my life that can’t be cured with chocolate.

21. I played the saxophone my entire elementary/middle/high school career.

22. My favorite flower is a sunflower, every year I pledge to plant them.

23. I can read your aura!

24. The hardest thing I’ve ever had to go through was my black belt test. At 14 years old, I fought 12, 3 minute, full contact rounds against all men…BRUTAL.

25. Roller Derby has awarded me with the introduction to; some of the most amazing women I’ve ever met, the most thrilling, intricate, competitive sport out there, and some of the most memorable experiences of my entire life. I feel so fortunate to have stumbled upon the Long Island Roller Rebels!!! BOOM/BAM

Mr & Mrs Roller Papi

2011-09-21T22:40:00.002-04:00

As many of you know, I met my husband through roller derby. Over the years he has been a part of the Roller Rebels - as a friend, a sometimes coach, a mascot one night and a half-time show performer.

On August 13th, in front of family and friends we were married by The Roller Rebels' very own Eve L. Taco aka Reverend Eve L. The day was filled with happiness, good times, chilled Colt 45 forty ounces, yummy food and LOTS of dancing. It was the very best day of my life! I waited a long time for this wonderful man to come along and he was well worth the wait!

Though we don't have any of our professional photos yet, I thought I'd share some images taken by a few of our guests.

The photo on our invitation was taken by Beth Dixson and the invitation was designed by Renee Michele Andolina aka Dedly Weponz.

Me and my Matron of Honor, my sister. You can't see, but I've got red shoes on, a gift from Sleeping Booty.

I cried (happy tears) walking down the aisle

Here we are at the ceremony with Reverend Eve L.

Our first kiss as bride and groom.

We did it!

It wouldn't be an entrance at all if we weren't on our skates

Our first dance

A day I won't ever forget!!
- Etta

Try Outs

2011-09-20T11:27:00.000-04:00

Every year in the Fall, for one night only, a huge group of women, brand new skates and gear in hand, nervously line up at the entrance of United Skates. While they fidget and anxiously wait to be checked in, they secretly scope out their competition. Some are sweating with anticipation, others are calm and in control. There are beginners and a few with some experience under their belts. They are all sizes, shapes, races and ages. They have different educations and different backgrounds, but they all have one thing in common; They all want to play roller derby. This great night in October is better known as The Long Island Roller Rebel Try Outs!

Recruitment night is one of the most exciting and important nights for our league. As coaches, we take it all in. Watching strides and skills of our newcomers to determine if they have what it takes to be a part of the team. It's our job to pick and choose who will be a strong player in order to improve the performance of our league as skaters, as teammates and as a family.

I personally love this time. It's inspiring to see where our new girls start off and if they make it, where practice eventually takes them. Teaching the girls and watching them progress to bout level skaters is such a rewarding experience. That being said, I can't wait to meet all of you new skaters!

Interested in trying out? Here's what you need:

- Experience is not required, but a good attitude and willingness to learn is.
- A registration fee of $50
- You must be 21 or older
- A photo ID
- Quad roller skates (if you don't have your own they are available for rental)
- All of the proper safety gear; Helmet, elbow pads, knee pads, wrist guards and mouth guard

For more information, see the flyer below. Good luck and see you there!

What's In Store

2011-09-16T22:22:00.002-04:00

Hello Rebel Yell Readers!

I hope that you all had a fantastic summer and that you have many memorable moments from this year's derby season so far. I know all of us Roller Rebels do! One recent moment that comes to mind, is our girls winning three out of five bouts at the 2011 Empire Skate Showdown!!

The end of summer does not mean that the fun is over though! We still have a lot more events that we're really looking forward to and we hope to see you at them!

Coming up this weekend, Saturday, 9/17 and Sunday 9/18, we will have a table full of Roller Rebel merchandise available for sale at The 25th Annual Bellmore Family Street Festival. Come on down and say hello!

Stay tuned here because I have a lot of other exciting news to share with all of you.

Til then,
Etta

Spread The Word

2011-08-03T00:00:00.001-04:00

Below is an important letter from B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls that I would like to pass on.

Dear friends:

Saturday, July 9, was an evening of mixed blessings for the B.A.D. Girls. After a successful Championship event at the Craneway Pavilion on the Richmond Harbor, league members who were transporting the money raised from the event were robbed at gunpoint.

Thankfully our league members were not injured. However the robbery was not only a shock to our community, but it took our entire financial reserve and profit for the event, totaling thousands of dollars that would have gone towards both future events and our practice venue.

The B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls is a 501(c)(3) and has been entirely volunteer-run since inception. To be robbed of badly needed funds is devastating; to have our league members’ lives threatened is irreparable.

Due to the ongoing investigation, we cannot release further details on the case but we have absolute confidence in the San Francisco Police Department to bring us justice.

While the SFPD works on the investigation, the B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls are in dire need of fundraising. We have always depended on the kindness of our fans and our community. In this time of need, we are reaching out for your generosity once again. Like the strongest jammers, we do not fall after one hit, and we have no intention of allowing thieves who would steal from a non-profit organization to stop us from rolling. If you can please donate to the B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls to recoup some of these financial losses, we would greatly appreciate any amount. Your donation will be fully tax-deductible. In addition, if you can donate items for us to raffle or venue space for us to hold a fundraiser, we promise to make it worth your while and continue to bring you the best roller derby in the Bay Area.

Like the community that we all practice and play in, we are strong. We have always been a league of extraordinary women who are undaunted by obstacles. Roller derby is a sport that embraces challenges, enables resiliency, and celebrates the spirit of the best in humanity. We intend in honoring that spirit and moving forward from this crime toward a much brighter future with all of you. Thank you again for your support. It means more to us now than it ever has before.

To support the B.A.D. Girls, please donate by clicking the "Donate" button on our home page at http://www.bayareaderbygirls.com. Your donation is tax deductible. You can also support us by attending our upcoming Golden Bowl tournament, Aug. 12-14 at the Oakland Convention Center. http://www.bayareaderbygirls.com/aug-12-14-the-golden-bowl-3-day-ro...

To donate a product or venue space, please email pr@bayareaderbygirls.com

For press inquiries, please contact katy@bethechangepr.com; +1 415 375 0663

Ready, Set, Showdown!

2011-08-02T00:00:00.003-04:00

Is it really August already? Before we blink, summer will be winding down and we'll be starting to get ready for holiday shopping. UGH - did I really just say that? Of course, we do have a lot of great things to look forward to and one of the biggest events is our Second Annual Empire Skate Showdown!

Let me sum this event up very simply:

Saturday, September 3rd, 2011

9 New York Teams

17 Bouts

2 Tracks

DJ Joe Jack

Long Ireland Beer

Tons of Vendors

Tons of FANS!!

The showdown was a huge success last year and we just can't wait to do it all over again! For more information on where to buy tickets or to become a part of the event, please visit our website.

Build Your Own Monster

2011-08-01T15:25:00.001-04:00

Attention all monster lovers! Now you can look like one any time you want! These adorable and somewhat scary skull caps are just the way to showcase your inner monster!

Roller derby referee Anne Persand hand makes each individual monster hat and also takes special orders for some other creative creatures including scarves and helmet covers for jammers and pivots.

Not only are the hats fun to wear, but once you take a look at the uniquely designed order page on her website, the fun sketches and drop down boxes will have you stocking up for the whole family in no time! Each hat is individually made to perfection, right down to the fang-toothed grins. A few of the Roller Rebels have been seen sporting these and they rave about them.

Check out Anne's creative designs at her website My Monster Hat and order yours today.

Try and Catch This Villain!

2011-07-14T19:13:00.000-04:00

The Roller Rebels are proud to have one of our newest league members featured in The Merrick Herald.

Click here for the full story on Velloce Villain!

That Booty Can Really Work a Pencil

2011-06-24T00:00:00.002-04:00

There are so many Roller Rebels that have talent beyond skating, many I probably don't even know about. I always like to showcase my girls in their "real" lives and I especially like to feature the crafty things some of them do.

I always knew that this Roller Rebel was a talented artist and I've seen some of her work from years ago, but this recent project that she just completed, simply blew my mind! It also apparently impressed some very tough judges at The School of Visual Arts as well. She was accepted into the school and very happily starts this Fall. We couldn't be more excited for our dear friend who gets to leave her desk job behind and move herself behind the drawing board.

Congratulations Sleeping Booty!!

Here are some images from her Derby Project

Booty, here's to you and a job well done! Your acceptance into SVA is well deserved.

An Extravaganza

2011-06-23T18:44:00.000-04:00

The Roller Rebels have had a fabulous summer so far and it's not over yet! We have a handful of away bouts set up and ECE coming up this weekend.

I can't say enough about ECE. For skaters new to the game of derby, it's one of the best places to observe and learn. For veteran skaters, it's such a great way to team up with other vets and really challenge yourselves. Some of the most talented skaters get together to really show off their skills and they do it all in good fun! Meeting other skaters from the East Coast, is a great way to network and learn more about the people involved in derby. And hey, if you aren't there to skate, you can watch one of the MANY bouts, buy gear from some of the vendors or enjoy the BBQ pool party.

All in all, it's a great workout and a great party!

Good luck to my Rebels this weekend and have a blast!!

- Etta

25 Random Facts

2011-05-23T00:00:00.000-04:00

This wonderful woman has been with the Rebels for three years. Some call her a skater, others a friend, I call her a hero. With not much help at all, she took on the position of Treasurer for the league and completely overhauled our bookkeeping system and net worth! She suffered one of the worst leg brakes I've ever heard about during a practice and took it like a champ! Best of all, she can marry all of you. Read on to learn more about this Ordained Minister and amazing mother of three. Ladies and Gentleman, I introduce to you our favorite Mexican treat, Eve L. Taco!

1. My birth certificate is in German.

2. I was born with a congenital deformity of the bones in my legs. I was forced to wear metal braces on them until I was almost 2 years old.

3. Once, when I was younger, a girl chased me down the block holding only a slice of meatloaf.

4. I believe my huge Pez collection will finance my children’s college education.

5. I have lived in Alaska and have never skied in my life.

6. I married the same man twice.

7. I have squeezed over 25,000 breasts.

8. I would rather go bottomless than topless.

9. I am an Empath. Which, in certain situations translates into social retard.

10. Musicals get me extremely agitated.

11. I have a fantasy of becoming a professional ice dancer. Complete with ball-hugging-spandex-wearin’ partner. (Last season I had choreographed routines to all 3 Roller Rebels team's intro songs.)

12. I can’t remember the last day I haven’t laughed.

13. I’m a straight shooter. I will never blow smoke up your ass.

14. I believe that one can have may soul mates, but only one partner at a time.

15. My decision to use the name Eve L. Taco had nothing to do with vaginas (just an added bonus).

16. I am a travel-size, hotel shower cap, table condiment whore.

17. I didn’t really make a fuss when I broke my leg, but I cried like a bitch when somebody skated over my hand in Steel City….twice.

18. It took over 8 months for my derby blisters to go away, but 1 ½ hours to get them back. And I loved every second of it.

19. I never let my children watch me compete - too violent.

20. If I was a guy, I would have the most amazing facial hair-always shaving it into different patterns and shapes.

21. I value distinct, unique features, over all-around physical beauty.

22. No matter where I live, I always grow a garden.

23. I prefer to be independent, but I was made to be a mother.

24. I’m pretty certain that most girls don’t join roller derby leagues and become bookkeepers.

25. Bret Michaels saved my life.

This Saturday!

2011-05-02T23:46:00.000-04:00

Under 18 Just Became Cool

2011-04-29T00:24:00.000-04:00

It's often said that if you're under 18, you can't do any "cool" stuff. Well that's all about to change!

United Skates is holding Long Island's first EVER Junior Roller Derby Boot Camp. This event is an amazing opportunity for young girls in the area who have always wanted to learn how to skate like a derby girl.

At a total cost of $85, girls will participate in the once a week program. Camp starts on May 3rd and runs for six weeks on Tuesdays. Here are some more details:

Tuesdays 4:00-5:00PM - Ages 8-11
Tuesday 5:00-6:00PM - Ages 12-17

The camp will be run by yours truly and there is no experience necessary to join. Safety gear is required in order to participate. This includes helmet, mouth guard, knee pads, elbow pads and wrist guards. Quad skates only (rental is free if needed).

Ready to sign up? Simply call United Skates at 516-795-5474 and register with them.

Can't wait to meet my new ladies!

- Etta

And The Winner is......

2011-04-27T18:37:00.001-04:00

Last month we ran a contest for a new Rock-A- Betty Bruisers logo. We got some great submissions and the ladies finally voted in their favorite.

Congratulations to Ryan Williams of New Paltz, New York on your winning design!

The Bruisers love their new logo!

Ryan will be receiving a Rebels T Shirt and tickets to the Rock-a-Betty Bruisers' next bout on June 11th! Visit Ryan's website to check out his other design work.

Thanks to all who submitted a logo idea. We hope to run more contests in the future, so stay tuned.

Resident Mom

2011-04-22T11:54:00.000-04:00

Just in time for Mother's Day, our resident Mom was featured in the North Shore Sun! Check out the full article here.

Roller Tube

2011-04-14T11:21:00.001-04:00

Check out our latest video on presented by For Your Island on You Tube:

Get Your Gloves On

2011-04-08T13:06:00.001-04:00

Fellow Rebel ShadowboxHer is one of the newest members of the league, though you would never know it. Her enthusiasm, skill and commitment to the sport is apparent through everything she does both on and off the track.

Yesterday, she was featured in the Nassau Herald in an article written by another Rebel, Young Stunna. Both women will be skating this Saturday for the Rock-A-Betty Bruisers.

Read about Shadow, The Bruisers' Assistant Captain here.

More Than Just Fishnets and Attitude

2011-04-05T00:00:00.000-04:00

Featured in The Times Beacon Record, is our very own Carnage Electra! A full color cover page photo and interview reveal this five year Veteran's reason for joining roller derby and a little bit about her personal life off the track.

Don't miss this fantastic article !

My Derby Journey, Part 1

2011-04-04T00:00:00.001-04:00

Hello again! Menoclaws here.

To me, finding out the how’s and why’s of people’s interest in Derby makes for great conversation, and good reading, too. I mentioned in my last post that I found Derby through a televised game – and thus began the love affair!

I think a big influence for me regarding Derby’s “draw” was the image of the women of Derby versus society’s image of women in the 1970’s. Women’s Lib was still a fairly new phenomenon – ironically, much like today’s Derby! Quite frankly, a large majority of women were still assuming the more traditional roles, and certainly not choosing to live on their own – if they did, many people viewed that with either pity at best, or suspicion at worst. But in Roller Derby, women played a competitive sport alongside men, followed the same rules and got penalized for the same infractions (despite popular belief, the “Old Derby” I watched actually had rules!). Yes, there were the Pretty Blonde Heroines – but there were also brash, outspoken skaters, itty-bitty jammers, big ol’ blockers, the steady-as-she-goes pivots . . . I mean, what better mould-buster role models for a shy, quiet kid who daydreamed a lot, read tons of books, and always had an extra #2 pencil to lend out for a math test??

After subscribing to Roller Derby Illustrated, the game’s official newspaper, I learned that while many skaters actually were accomplished athletes, a number of them had never played organized sports, and many found out about Derby by seeing the game on T.V. Hmmmm . . . So, with that, I visited Levittown Roller Rink every Saturday (a memory for all of you Old Timers out there!), attended games at the Commack Arena and Nassau Coliseum when the Chiefs were in town, and wrote to the Bank Track Skating Center in Philly for an application to train as a skater. Since I knew my parents would never sign for me, I waited for that magic day when I’d turn 18, sign the papers myself, and head west to make my Derby dream come true.

Ah, but Fate played a cruel trick on me. The International Roller Derby League was eventually sold to another Derby syndicate called Roller Games, and within a few years, Roller Derby on the East Coast basically disappeared . . . one lousy year before my 18th birthday, too! I was totally devastated by this one-two punch. Now, I’d have to make my Plan B my Plan A . . . ugh. I just couldn’t believe that my shot at Derby was gone forever . . . or was it?

Calling All Designers!

2011-03-31T00:00:00.001-04:00

We have a contest going on and we want you to be a part of it all! We've worked hard to get our new B team in place. From girls trying out, to voting on managers, to picking out uniforms, you name it, we've worked on it. There's just one thing left to do. Design a logo. That's where all of you come in.

We're currently accepting submissions for a logo design for The Rock-A-Betty Bruisers. So if you've got talent, we want to see your work. Simply design a logo and email it no later than April 20th at midnight, to mspacjam@longislandrollerrebels.com

The winner will be announced on the blog and Facebook on or around April 23rd. The winner will receive two tickets to the Bruiser bout on June 11th and a LIRR tee shirt.

Good luck to all!

B There!

2011-03-30T16:51:00.000-04:00

Were you at our bout on March 12th?? If not, boy did you miss out! Unfortunately, The Rebels did not win, but it was extremely close. Team Veterans MadDonna and Captain Morgan did an exceptional job and the rest of the All Stars were on point as well. In the end, CT won by one point. Yep, just one! Final score, 111-110.

So what are you doing Saturday, April 9th? No plans? Good, because for the first time EVER our B Team, The Rock-a-Betty Bruisers will be bouting. They are up against Hudson Valley zomBsquad.

Get ready. Seriously. I've been watching these up and comers at practice and it seems that they were born with derby in their blood. They are passionate, skilled and ready to go!

And to sweeten the deal, as if it needed to get any sweeter, catch the unstoppable New York Shock Exchange again as they take on Mass Maelstrom.

See you all there!

The 2011 Season Begins!

2011-03-09T15:27:00.000-05:00

Our new season has begun and we’re getting geared up and ready to go full force at our first home bout this year. To make it even more exciting, we've decided to start it all off with a double header.

This Saturday, March 12th, at Skate Safe, our home base, you will witness The New York Shock Exchange vs Connecticut Death Quads AND The Long Island Roller Rebel All Stars vs CT Roller Girls - Stepford Sabotage. Visit Brown Paper Tickets for advanced ticket sales.

We can't wait to hear the sound of those cowbells and be reunited with all of our screaming fans again!!

Banging Through The Airwaves

2011-03-08T12:58:00.000-05:00

Tonight on the radio, be sure to catch our very own Jenny Bangs! and Mr. Bangs as they talk to DJ Finn Miller about what it means to be a part of the Rebels!

Tune your radios in to WUSB, 90.1 FM - "Finn's Revolution" with DJ Finn Miller. Show time is 7PM - 9PM, and Mr. and Mrs. Bangs! will be on after 7:30PM

Milk & Honey

2011-03-05T18:37:00.002-05:00

With so many malls here on Long Island, you know it can sometimes be a challenge to find clothing that's unique. Well my friends, the challenge is now over! Milk & Honey, a little shop with a lot of style, sells clothing, shoes and accessories that won't leave you dressed like everyone else.

The Milk & Honey shop in Rockville Centre has been in business for almost three years and they've recently added a new location in Huntington (selling men's and women's attire). Best of all, they fully support The Long Island Roller Rebels and have blogged about us today!

Visit their website or swing by one of their locations and score yourself some one-of-a-kind outfits!

Photos Courtesy Milk & Honey

Congratulations......

2011-03-03T12:32:00.000-05:00

.....to all of the Fresh Bloods who passed the skills test.....

Anne Marie

Becca

Danielle

Denise

Farah

Kelly

Laurie

Lisa Marie

Mandy

Marcie

Talia

Trinity

To those who didn't pass, please don't be discouraged, we'll see you at the next skills test.

Double Feature

2011-03-02T20:57:00.000-05:00

Today we're proud to be featured in two Long Island Herald Newspapers. Check out The Sisterhood of the Traveling Packs and A Fierce Competitor.

We're so happy to have coverage from our local papers and send out thanks to reporters Lee Landor and Tom Steinert and to the LI Herald for their informative and interesting articles.

Finally, thank you to our fellow Rebel, Menoclaws for getting us in front of the public eye!

Good Luck Fresh Bloods!

2011-02-28T17:31:00.000-05:00

Last year we recruited our Fresh Bloods for the 2011 season and since that late night in November, they have been working hard, determined to become bouting skaters for The Long Island Roller Rebels.

Tomorrow night, they will be taking their physical skills test and we will soon know who your new skaters will be! Us Coaches and Veterans are on the edge of our seats with excitement and we can't wait to introduce our new teammates to all of you.

Good luck ladies, we're all rooting for you!

A New Addition To The Rebel Yell Family

2011-02-15T00:00:00.000-05:00

It’s a boy . . . it’s a girl . . . it’s a . . . claws??

Hello, all! My name is Menoclaws, and I’m a member of the Roller Rebels’ NSO and Support Staffs. I’m waaay over to the right in the photo below.

Photo Copyright Manish Gosalia

Thanks to the lovely Ettator-in-Chief, I can now add “blogging” to my bucket list! I’m looking forward to being a part of The Rebel Yell, and also hearing what you, the fans, have to say.

My love of Roller Derby began with a televised game featuring the New York Chiefs, a team that was then part of the International Roller Derby League. I don’t remember the exact details, but what I do vividly recall is that undeniable gut feeling that someday, somehow, this thrilling, spectacular sport just had to be a part of my life.

If I had to describe my Derby Journey with one word, it would be “unpredictable”, because there have been some aspects of it that I never would have imagined . . . or chosen, for that matter. Quite often, the very people or situations I need in my life seem to find me, rather than the other way around. Can that really be true where Derby is concerned? In my case, the answer is a resounding “Hell, YES!”

I’ll elaborate more on this in my next post . . . ‘bye for now!

Making a Contribution

2011-02-14T17:36:00.001-05:00

I frequently invite other members of the Long Island Roller Rebels to write for The Rebel Yell and I've had a few contributors along the way who have created informative posts to share with all of you. I love the idea of having different features and points of view on the blog because after all, we are a league made up of many different personalities.

I'm happy to announce that there is a new Rebel on board with me. Tomorrow the newest writer will feature her first post, so stay tuned!

Change Is Good

2011-01-26T17:56:00.000-05:00

Sorry for the silence around here, but I'm back to let you know what's going on in the world of the Roller Rebels.

There has been a lot of change around here; A new Board of Directors (congrats to all of you who have been appointed), new skaters, new teams and of course a brand new season schedule.

If you have been following the league for the last two seasons, you will know that the league consisted of three home teams, The Wicked Wheelers, The Rolling Thundercats and The Ladies of Laceration and our All Star Travel Team. This year we're doing things a little differently. We now have two teams. The Long Island Roller Rebels All-Stars and The Rockabetty Bruisers. The All Star team consists of our elite players, while The Rockabetty Bruisers consists of newbies with some Veterans (some vets chose not to try out for the All-Star team) mixed in.

Many people are afraid of change, but I assure you, our bouts will be just as exciting and have just as much action! In addition, you will have the pleasure of seeing a lot of our new girls skating for the first time!

So get your lawn chairs ready for rink side action and take a peek at the 2011 Season Schedule.

25 Random Facts

2011-01-12T00:00:00.003-05:00

This year we had the most amazing turnout at recruitment night. We did our best to choose skilled girls who also showed determination and focus. I think we did a great job narrowing down our search for the 2011 season players.

Today I'd like to introduce you to a very passionate and determined Fresh Blood, Marie. Not only is she dedicated to learning this sport, but she also leads a pretty interesting life. Read below to find out more about her.

1. I moved to Brooklyn from New Orleans a little over a year ago.

2. I am originally from Bay Shore.

3. I am an anti-racist social worker.

4. I lived in New Orleans for four years post Katrina and helped to start a free, anti-racist health clinic in Algiers, LA.

5. I am a birth doula.

6. I have 6 brothers and sisters.

7. I try to take a cross country road trip once every year and a half to two years. I always know when I need them, and my life always changes afterward.

8. I have lived all over the United States.

9. I love to camp and this summer camped the west coast, including Yosemite and all over the most beautiful state of UTAH!

10. I've worked at a camp for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer and Questioning youth in Seattle, Washington every summer for the past five years; for two weeks.

11. I am vegan.

12. My sister Gina Marie and I are 20 years apart…..EXACTLY. We share a Scorpio birthday!

13. I don’t go anywhere without my i Pod.

14. I was recently published in a radical birth journal.

15. I have had my locks for over 10 years.

16. I live alone and I prefer it that way.

17. I hardly ever have a pair of socks that match.

18. I only take baths.

19. A claw foot bath tub was a non-negotiable when choosing an apartment in Brooklyn.

20. I have NEVER played a team sport.

21. I want to throw up before practice EVERY time and get SUPER nervous.

22. I am positive that my mind and my fear hold me back in derby.

23. I meditate weekly.

24. I believe in positive energy and exchange and that you can attract anything you want, any experience or adventure and you get back what you put in from life.

25. Roller derby is changing me and my life in a way that I never expected and is HANDS DOWN the most important and challenging thing I have ever done in my life! It is making me face myself in a way that I have never done before.

Remembering 2010

2011-01-10T17:25:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year everyone! I hope all of you enjoyed your holidays and new year's celebrations.

At the start of a new year, I always like to reflect back on the year prior. So I asked my fellow Rebels what the best part of 2010 was for them in relation to roller derby. Here are their responses:

Anna Tramp - One of my favortie memories was the Wilkes Barre bout....we brought 8 skaters, won and played - amazing like a team. Rebels Boom!

Captain Morgan - I would have to say waking up in Rochester to a room full of Roller Rebels playing guitar and air drums and singing at 11am when we only arrived at 4am.

Carnage Electra -
- Hardcory putting her skates back on.

- The Holiday Party

- Selling out the first bout of the season.
- Lehigh Valley taping mattresses to the walls before the bout, and then throwing a truly rocking after party, complete with the Buzzards.
- Driving to Ohio in the middle of the night, sleeping super hard for four hours in Columbus, and then bringing Ruby Redrum back in time for the championships
- The amazing gorgeous rink at Ithaca, and the smoke gun thing that guy had that blew smoke rings
- The Rochester after party. And booking it to Rochester in like six hours thanks to CRoll.
- The maple syrup drinking contest by Jeff and Gomes at the pancake breakfast.

Whiskey Lullabye - Winning at Albany, first win of our season, there is a picture of Violet on her knees after skating over and the whole cheering with our arms open to hug her...it was an amazing moment

Hard Cory - I had so many good memories from this season.
- Pancake Breakfast

- St Patrick's Day Parade, our holiday party for sure.

- Winning at Albany, after their whole crowd booed us.

- Winning at Rochester by 1 point, and then partying with one of the most hospitable and amazing groups of girls after. Not to mention the giant Penis Outdoors. (that was Mother's day and it was snowing).
- The first time we experienced the Ladies intro!
- The first time the Wheelers debuted their creepy intro!
- Beating Jersey Shore at ECE. But more importantly, hearing how afraid of us they were beforehand.
- The ECE pool party.
- Making Shadowpuppets on the Projector with C-Roll at Hudson Valley.
- Making our Hudson Valley Horror Movie

C-Roll -
- The ladies winning there first ever bout was pretty awesome. That was a great game!
- The Thunder Cats undefeated season was very magical!
- Empire state show down was awesome with all the New York girls and boys playing.
- ECE - beating Jersey at ECE. - that was for Captain.
- Just great girls in general, best season ever and a better one coming I can feel it.
- Murderheart and Hardcory's derby wedding was up there too.

J-Bone - 2010 was amazingggggg... I have so many great memories...
- Beating Albany was super satisfying...wow they skated dirty! And I'll never forget Violet double kneefalling into us at the win! We learned that sometimes...it takes a whole team to hold down one teammate...hehehe
- Van Awesome to Rochester, Buffalo and back ( I still have the quote book!)...and all the hotel shanadagans.
- Eating the OheeeyOOO moon with the lovely Doc Block and Jimmy Road Rage.
- LADIES FIRST WIN EVER!!!!!!! LADIES MAKING IT TO THE CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!
- An awesome group of Fresh Bloods that just became Veterans!!!
- Meeting ref's from all over the East while hosting WFTDA's first ever Ref clinic.
- Coming within 4 points of beating the Gotham Wall Street Traitors...therefore giving LIRR a bigger name in the derby world! Wow...we have come so far in one year it actually brings tears to my eyes! I love all of you ladies!

Jimmy Rage -
- Getting Empire Skate assembled, polished and spit-shined within record time. What was it, less than 2 months from the first meeting to the first whistle of the tournament?

- Speaking of, the big giant officials and captain's meeting of ESS. Me, a ref whom had nary a season under his belt and even less as a League Head Referee, was telling people whom can out-official me 10 ways to Kwanzaa how things are gonna be run for the tournament. And there was no serious discrepancies! That was... surreal, especially with me decked out in NYSE gear and not ref gear. It's not everyday when the Tournament Head Ref is also playing in a bout of said tournament.

- LIRR being chosen for the FIRST-EVER WFTDA East Region Officials Clinic.

- Earning the name Jimmy Road Rage. Unintentionally making a van full of derby girls scream for their life is hilariously morbid.

- 12/4, the men's bout. Us dude skaters are very used to tiny crowds or derby fans that really don't care about us (or worse). We were expecting very little fanfare. But when we heard LIRR skaters go batshit insane during the skater intros, we all collectively had our hearts melt from the love. Thanks, ladies. We love you just as much :)

Roxie Heartless -
- Everything about Rochester... everything! (ok, not the snow, but everything else)

- Being told that Violet and Kisses couldn't skate unless they put more clothes on in Lehigh Valley and then Kisses throwing her skirt at me from the track mid-bout freaking out because it was too constricting and she was having a skirt related panic attack (not kidding :)
- The league pitching in to bring Ruby back from Ohio to coach the championship.

Missy Nigma -
- Becoming Missy Nigma
-Playing in every intra-league bout this season
-ECE
-All the injured girls getting back on skates
-Zombie Wheelers
-When Hardcory made the cone explode at practice!

Fresh Blood Kelly - My first ever Rebel road trip at Rochester (even the part where I locked D-Ball's sandwich in the car and she had to break in through the passenger window using a coat hanger!!)

Serial Mom - I have a lot of great memories. If I had to say one it would have to be the final win of the Thunder Cats for The champ bout.

Etta Jams -
- My engagement
- The many times I announced with Jake
- Our amazing turnout at tryouts.
- Two derby babies being born; Anita Cookie's little girl Josephine aka Cookie Crumb and Psycho Billy and Astra Zombie's little boy, Taylor.

Thanks to all of my readers for continuing to follow our blog. Wishing you a wonderful 2011!

I Do

2010-12-29T21:46:00.002-05:00

A little over three years ago, I spent my birthday skating at a local roller rink. That night, a ref and NYSE player, approached me and suggested I tryout for roller derby. I was flattered, but really had no idea what roller derby was. I didn't ever intend on trying out. A couple of days later I went into work and told my co-workers about it. They encouraged me to tryout and I kind of laughed it off. After checking out the Rebels' website, I thought about it a bit more and decided to give it a shot.

A few days passed and I showed up, a nervous wreck, for tryouts. I had done some research, but still didn't know all that much about what I was getting myself into. I decided I would stick with it until I felt uncomfortable. That time never came. Soon after tryouts and an interview, I was accepted into the league.

During each practice, I would see this guy who worked at the rink. We had never met, but I knew him by face. I had also seen him skate and extremely well I might add, at open skate sessions. Months passed before I was formally introduced to him. Even more time passed, well over a year, before we had a conversation. Eventually, we formed a wonderful friendship which turned into dating. This Christmas he became my fiance'.

Roller derby has been a life altering experience for me. It has changed me mentally, physically and spiritually in ways that are immeasurable. It has helped me overcome so many obstacles both on the track and off. I could go on and on about all that I've gained from this sport and in particular from the Long Island Roller Rebels, but above all, the things I cherish the most are the relationships, friendships and family I've formed as a result of joining.

To all of my girls, I love you and to my Roller Papi, my love, I wouldn't want to know life without you in it. Thank you for the best Christmas I could ever have asked for!!

- Etta

2010 Pink and Black Holiday Ball

2010-12-15T19:05:00.009-05:00

This past weekend, we had our annual holiday party. I'm going to keep this short because I think the photos pretty much say it all....

Go Cats Go!

2010-12-06T17:23:00.000-05:00

CONGRATULATIONS......

to the Rolling Thundercats for their campionship win on Saturday night!!

Press Here for Sight and Sound

2010-12-02T11:45:00.000-05:00

The press just can't seem to get enough of the Rebels. Today we are featured both in print and online, in the LI Herald. Click here to read the full story.

In addition, you can tune in to WUSB (90.1FM) tomorrow morning between 8-9AM to hear C-Roll and Young Stunna on "Whatever Floats Yer Boat" with DJ Habanero.

Many thanks to Menoclaws for being the most awesome liaison between the league and the press!

The Championship

2010-12-01T00:00:00.006-05:00

This Saturday, December 4th, don't miss our last bout of the season!! This bout marks history as it's the first championship the Ladies of Laceration have ever skated in. Special highlights also include, The NY Shock Exchange and music by our favorite rockabilly band, The Buzzards. Best of all, portions of the proceeds benefit John Theissen Children's Foundation.

See you all there!

2010 Holiday Derby Gift Guide

2010-11-30T00:00:00.002-05:00

It's finally here! You're guide to the coolest skate related gifts around. I've searched, shopped and hand picked these goods for you and with one or two clicks you can have them sent right to your door! Get ready to set your favorite derby girl up with some one of a kind pieces for the holidays.

So without further ado, I present to you the 2010 Holiday Derby Gift Guide................

Want to add a bit of nostalgia to your holiday? This card case from Sweet Heart Sinner is just the way to do it.

Show off your curves with this sporty hip bag from Flat Track Revolution.

Knickerocker Roller not only has a kick ass name, but cute little panties to cover your ass as well! I had a very hard time narrowing it down to just one pair, but finally decided upon these printed pelvis sport shorts.

For comic book lovers, this full color anthology combines comic art with roller derby. JAM! Tales From the World of Roller Derby is a truly different item that is a great gift for both the young and old derby girl in your life.

This moleskine notepad with a print of vintage roller skates on the cover is perfect for a derby coach to write drills in or for a Fresh Blood to take notes in our WFTDA rules classes and at $8.00, Treatzone priced it right.

A derby girl's coffee table deserves to have these felt coasters from Girls Can Tell on it and while sipping your drink you can study the anatomy of a skate.

And for the hostess mixing those drinks in the kitchen, don't forget a towel to dry your hands off with.

Have your morning coffee skate style with this handmade ceramic skate cup from Circa Ceramics. Other colors available.

For the tiniest of skaters, check out these adorable little booties from Hats and Spats. It doesn't get much cuter than these!

She'll be charmed, I'm sure when she receives this silver jammer helmet charm from Lauren Grace.

Remember back when I introduced you all to Baby Bitch and her custom made toe guards?

Well she's also got these custom made leather bracelets. Check out her shop and choose your color and your own saying.

Caustic Threads makes it easy to stay cozy in style with these skate arm warmers and scarf. Also available in other colors.

And finally, what Long Island Derby lover's closet would be complete without a Long Island Roller Rebels Tee

And there you have it. This year's guide to the derby goods. Many thanks to everyone who emailed me suggestions.

Have fun shopping!

In The Press

2010-11-29T21:07:00.000-05:00

We're happy to be featured in today's online edition of Newsday!

Click on over to Newsday and read more about our upcoming championship bout and tomorrow's exciting movie.

Rather hold the paper while you read? Pick up a copy of the Long Island edition of Newsday tomorrow and find (a shorter version of) the article in the Explore Long Island section.

Many thanks to Lauren Harrison for writing up such a great feature!

The Lovely Miss Martin

2010-11-20T00:00:00.001-05:00

I recently wrote about the fabulous artwork for sale by Stacey Martin (former derby player) and she graciously thanked me by sending me two free prints from her collection.

Let me just say that as great as the prints look in her online shop, they look 10 times better in person! They are huge and so full of detail and life.

Thank you so much Miss Martin for your gratitude and for breathing new life into my apt walls!

xo
Etta

Brutal Beauty

2010-11-19T12:04:00.000-05:00

I realize that not everyone subscribes to Nextflix, so I thought I'd let you in on a great event coming soon.

Tuesday, November 30th at 7:30PM, Brutal Beauty will be playing at the Huntington Cinema Arts Centre. Best of all, the Roller Rebels will be there with a table stocked full of merchandise and to answer any questions you might have. Click here for more information.

Hope to see you all there!

Add It To Your Queue

2010-11-17T22:40:00.001-05:00

Brutal Beauty: Tales of the Rose City Rollers is now available through Netflix!

A film crew spent over a year with Portland's own Rose City Rollers documenting their lives,thoughts and blocks on the track.

So click on over to Netflix and show your support for roller derby by adding Brutal Beauty to your queue!

Products in a League of Their Own

2010-11-13T00:00:00.001-05:00

It all happens so fast! Just as I winked, a year has gone by and it's time again for my Holiday Derby Gift Guide. Since shopping is one of my favorite hobbies, this feature is almost effortless for me.

I decided upon creating this guide for a couple of reasons; First, I like the fact that I can give all of you anti-shoppers a little break by bringing the goods to you here. I figure it saves you the time of having to search and search for the right gift to buy that special derby player in your life. Second, I think it's a great way to promote products for the people selling them. Which brings me to the next item on my agenda. If you would like to have one of your products featured or know of a great and unique derby or skate related item for me to show off, please email me at ettajams@yahoo.com.

The Holiday Derby Gift Guide is one of my most read posts (and not just at holiday time - people seem to go back to it often), so shop owners and crafters, take this opportunity for some free advertising! I plan on posting the guide around the last week in November so be sure to contact me before then.

I look forward to hearing from you and showcasing some great new items to The Rebel Yell.

Welcome Fresh Bloods!!

2010-11-11T22:15:00.002-05:00

WHOA and THANK YOU to all of you ladies (and one gentleman - future ref) for coming to tryouts Tuesday night. Our turnout was just as we had hoped and the presentation of skills was even better! Doc Block was nice enough to email me some photos. You can't tell from these, but there were over 40 women trying out!

It was a long, full and thrilling night where both beginner and experienced skaters joined together. Our potential 2011 season Rebels showed enthusiasm, focus, effort, skill and determination. I was happy to see that not only were there newcomers on the rink, but some returning Vets as well. The Rebels who set up and volunteered to help out were all so helpful and organized which was what made everything run smoothly.

After tryouts, the Coaching and Recruitment committees met to discuss our new potential skaters and make the difficult decision of figuring out who we call back to join us. By now most, if not all of you have been informed on whether or not you made tryouts. On behalf of the Rebels, I'd like to say thank you to everyone who showed up and gave derby a shot. I know how disappointed some of you may feel if you didn't make it and I'd like to remind you that we welcome you back for next season's recruitment night. Keep skating and practicing and keep in mind that we are always looking for new volunteers, refs and non-skating officials who are just as passionate about the sport as the skaters are.

To all of the new Long Island Roller Rebel Fresh Bloods,

CONGRATULATIONS!!

I look forward to seeing each of you at practice next week.

Oh and one last thing, to whoever went out and brought back all of those pizzas, a million thank yous! I was craving pizza all night and having it suddenly appear was just what I needed!

Etta

Praise Derby and Stay Tuned

2010-11-10T18:27:00.000-05:00

I know you're all waiting to hear about The Big Night and I promise to have a recap for you to read soon, I'm just working on getting some thoughts organized.

Anyway, I didn't want to leave all of you empty handed today, so I thought I would share with you a new item I spotted on my favorite website, Etsy.

This incredible tattoo inspired print by Whim Factory would look so great in a thick black or red frame and preferably hanging on one of my walls. Stacey Martin, a tattoo artist from Texas, also has an amazing website of her own.

Visit Whim Factory's shop for this and other extraordinary pieces of art.

The Big Night!

2010-11-07T17:04:00.002-05:00

It's almost here! This Tuesday at our annual tryouts, all of you lovely ladies (ages 21 and over) are welcome to come and give derby a shot. With the amazing turnout at our two recent boot camps, we anticipate a large crowd coming down with skates in hand. With that in mind, be sure to get there on time and have all of your gear good and ready.

In case you are hearing about this for the first time, here's some more info.....

Tryouts are open to all women ages 21 and over. You do not need experience to try out, but we do require a good attitude, commitment and good sportsmanship.

The following are required to tryout:
- Valid photo ID
- Quad (4 wheel) roller skates. If you do not own skates, the rink will provide them for you for the night free of charge.
- Helmet
- Elbow pads
- Knee pads
- Wrist guards
- Mouth guard

We are able to provide some gear (with the exception of mouth guards), but please understand that our supplies are very limited and will be given out on a first come first serve basis.

Tryouts will be held this Tuesday, November 9th at United Skates of America located at 1276 Hicksville Rd. Seaford, NY 11783. Registration will begin at 7:00 PM and tryouts will run until 11:00PM.

If you would like more information about tryouts and recruitment, click here for more details.

We look forward to meeting all of you and finding next season's new Rebels. Good luck to all!!

25 Random Facts

2010-11-01T08:00:00.001-04:00

Well, it's been a little while, but I'm finally back with your favorite post, 25 Random Facts. Today, I'm happy to feature a skater who's musical feats and famous meets are diverse, interesting and at the same time, a little bit funny. This Roller Rebel shares a special bond with her sisters and is not afraid to divulge some of her personal fears with us. Read on to learn more about the beautiful and talented Missy Nigma!

1. I was born on Friday the 13th, the same day Friday the 13th came out in theaters.

2. My birth was announced on stage at Madison Square Garden a month after I was born.

3. I was a competitive and synchronized swimmer for ten years.

4. I played bass guitar in high school and was in two bands.

5. The tattoo on my chest is for my two sisters, who both live across the country.

6. I went to college for music.

7. A few years ago I jumped in a van and toured parts of the country with an all female rock band.

8. I have a tank top that Brett Michaels wore on stage when Poison played Jones Beach on my birthday in 2003.

9. I have Ornithophobia, an irrational fear of birds.

10. I have seen all the Saw movies in the same theater at the same time of year for the past six years.

11. My favorite ride is the zipper.

12. I wear a second pair of socks when I skate. I have not washed them since the beginning of the season, and don’t intend on washing them till the season is over… call it superstitious.

13. I shook hands with Elton John when I was younger.

14. I am a live sound engineer

15. I have never seen any Indiana Jones or Star Wars movies.

16. My real name means ‘guardian’.

17. The Riddler is my favorite super villain, and how I got my derby name.

18. I have matching tattoos with another Roller Rebel.

19. I am a nanny for one year old twins.

20. I have worn the same ring on the same finger for the past eleven years, my sisters have been wearing matching ones.

21. My #0G actually stands for Oprah & Gayle… maybe.

22. I rode on the back of a motorcycle when I was three.

23. When I was little I had dreams of being a stand up comedian, I was shy and not funny at all.

24. I snuck in to a locked room while Simon from Duran Duran was getting a massage, I was instantly creeped out.

25. When I was little I took figure skating lessons and quit when I was knocked down and got a concussion. Twenty-one years later I joined the roller derby.

Happy Halloween!

2010-10-31T22:54:00.001-04:00

Thanks to everyone who came out to our Halloween fundraiser bash on Friday night. It was a great party and the costumes were so creative and fun! Congratulations to Doc Block for winning the award for best costume and to Heidi Hoe Bag for winning the 50/50 raffle!

Join Us Tonight......

2010-10-29T12:55:00.000-04:00

......for tricks and treats!

Tomorrow Night!

2010-10-22T12:41:00.000-04:00

We Want YOU!!

2010-10-12T17:10:00.002-04:00

I cannot believe that almost a year has gone by since our last recruitment. Coming up this November 9th, another Long Island Roller Rebel recruitment night will take place (more information to come).

This is one of my favorite events of the season! As a coach, I love seeing skaters work their way from tryout to triumph. It's a learning process that is different for each individual and teaching them new skills along the way is very rewarding for me.

As a league we do a lot of work to prepare for tryouts. Committees meet to discuss and organize our plans for the night. Who will collect IDs, take photos, check gear. Which coach will work with which group and so much more. Once the tryouts are over, our night continues. We need to discuss all of the possible candidates. Who made the cut and why. Who didn't and why not?

As hard as our jobs are, the ones working the hardest are you girls out on the rink showing us what you've got. Tryouts can be overwhelming if you don't have all of the information you need. So please visit our recruitment page for more information. We've pretty much answered it all on there, but if you find you still have more questions, you can always contact our head of recruitment Violet Knockout (violetknockout@longislandrollerrebels.com).

To help you new ladies out with your skills, we will be holding two boot camps prior to tryouts. The boot camps will take place at Skate Safe on October 16th and October 30th from 10:00AM - 12:00PM. Each day will cost $10 and attendants are required to bring all of their gear. Required gear includes quad roller skates, knee, elbow and wrist pads, helmet and mouthgard. To sign up or for more information, please email Vixxen Bone (vixxenbone51n@yahoo.com). The boot camps will involve basic derby skills and drills. No experience is necessary, but you must be 21 and over.

I'll be back with some more information on recruitment night, but until then, keep practicing!

Making History

2010-09-27T20:20:00.000-04:00

I've been away from the blog and unfortunately, the bouts for a bit too long. Life has been busy but, I needed to take a second, if only that and talk about the amazing WIN the Ladies of Laceration had over the Wicked Wheelers on September 18th. For the first time EVER, the Ladies won a bout!! The final score was 97-83.

CONGRATULATIONS LADIES!!

Photos copyright Krystyna Dunalewicz

This Saturday!!

2010-09-15T22:31:00.001-04:00

The Reviews Are In

2010-09-07T17:40:00.000-04:00

The Empire Skate Showdown was a huge success! The feedback we have received from both our skaters and other leagues was so positive and only confirmed what a well organized and fun event the tournament turned out to be.

Having access to our message board, I'm able to read all of the great comments and news about how the event went down. I continue to read about how well everyone worked together to make it all happen. How for some dreams came true and for others, they experienced the most well planned event ever. How for many, the tournament was the best day of their lives!

Unfortunately, I was unable to be there so I can't give you a full detailed report, but I'd love to hear from any of you who were there. How did you like it? What was your favorite part? Comment or email me and let me know (ettajams@yahoo.com)

For all who organized, skated or volunteered at the event, congratulations on a job well done!

LITV

2010-09-01T21:03:00.000-04:00

MyLITV.com came down to our last bout to interview us and our fans. I think they did a great job in capturing the spirit of both our league and our audience. If you have never been to a bout, watching this video will give you a great idea of just how much fun they are! See for yourself.....

They Brought It Home

2010-08-29T19:28:00.000-04:00

That's right ladies and gentlemen. With only ten players, The Rebels won yesterday's bout against Ithaca. Final score 155-122.

Congratulations ladies!!

One More For The Road

2010-08-27T18:22:00.001-04:00

This Saturday, The Rebels will play their last away bout of the season. The Travel Team has played their best season ever this year and I know they will continue to show off their superb skills when they battle it out against Ithaca Suffer Jets this weekend.

Although this is the last away bout for the league, we've still got plenty of derby going on here on LI. The Empire Skate Showdown, and a few more home team bouts are on the horizon and we can't wait to see all of our screaming fans there!

Good luck this weekend ladies!

- Etta

25 Random Facts

2010-08-25T00:00:00.001-04:00

Ready for round 3? I'm loving the 25 Random Facts about a Roller Rebel posts and hope you are as well. I'm really getting to know things about my teammates that I never would have known prior to these posts.

Today I bring you facts about one of our newer skaters, St. Zombie's Fire. Read on to learn about her many travels, family history and a few of her favorite things.

1. I am a Civil War Descend. My great-great grandfather Tomas Francis Travers was a Union solider. My family is very proud of this and when I was ten I dressed up for Halloween as him.

2. I stood on four states at once. When not skating, I enjoy travelling around the USA visiting many of our country's national parks.

3. I play and win the claw game. My room is filled with claw game prizes. I know how to win, and when to give up but I always have fun playing.

4. I have over 160 PEZ dispensers.

5. Favorite composer is Mozart.

6. I Read 50 books a year. I take the train to school and most of my time is spent sitting and waiting. Reading makes the time go by.

7. Have a signed copy of Night by Elie Wiesel.

8. Have a varsity letter in high school badminton.

9. I know when it's going to thunder. I get migraines an hour before it starts.

10. Got my grandfather to get my skates blessed before I played on them, so I don’t get hurt and to help me play.

11. I Like to get autographs of famous people I like.

12. Have seen forty three of the fifty states, planning to seen the last seven soon.

13. My favorite color is blue.

14. Have a tattoo on my back “If I could dream at all, it would be of you” from the book Twilight.

15. I'm a Met fan. My whole family on both parents' sides are fans so I am one by genetics.

16. Have two dogs. A year old standard poodle, and a eight year old corgi.

17. I'm a big fan of Stargate SG-1.

18. I go food shopping at 1:00 in the morning. I hate lines and crowds.

19. Can speak German.

20. Like to hang out in the Barnes and Noble coffee shop with my friends.

21. I've had a bunny doll named Mr. Bunny for over twenty years that I even took to college with me. My mom sent him up in my first care package to school.

22. I Get in trouble for drinking out of the milk carton.

23. I collect hobbies. I like to learn new hobbies whenever I can, but when I master one I move on to a new one so I create a lot clutter in my house.

24. I was born the year of THE RABBIT

25. Favorite food is eggs. I go on and on about how good eggs are to friends and the best way to cook them. My favorite are soft boiled eggs.

Roller Baby

2010-08-24T00:00:00.001-04:00

With the recent birth of Astra Zombie and Psycho Billy's new baby Taylor, and my love for Anita Cookie's little one, I so loving call Crumb, I thought it would be fitting to post this adorable bodysuit!

Check out WrenWillow's shop for this and other great items.

It Rained IZZE

2010-08-23T20:44:00.001-04:00

It was a little bit like Christmas at last Saturday's bout, when Kristin, a rep from IZZE, dropped off enough free drinks and gifts to fit under all of our trees!

A lot of companies give away free goodies, but honestly most I would not use and get thrown out or given away. Not the case with the gifts brought to us by IZZE. They were not only usable, but stylish as well. Bags made from a light weight pink vinyl with a lime green graphic design on the front, held a t-shirt, lip balm and a can of IZZE in each. The bag is great for the supermarket, to hold clothes or for use as an everyday bag. Unlike a lot of free company t-shirts, the IZZE one has a cute logo on the front.

So you know about the cute stuff, now let's talk about the drinks. In my bag was a Fortified Sparkling Blackberry and I was also given a Fortified Sparkling Grapefruit (at the announcer's table).

Although I preferred the grapefruit, both drinks were naturally sweet and very refreshing! Much tastier than a regular fruit juice. I love the fact that the drinks have fizz in them because to me, they go not only with breakfast, but also on their own or with any other meal. I would definitely buy these products.

Thanks for the refreshments Kristin! Us roller girls are sure to look cute wearing our tees as we sip our drinks.

One More For The Cats

2010-08-15T23:22:00.002-04:00

The girls played one hell of a bout last night and although the crowd was somewhat smaller than usual, their enthusiasm more than made up for it. It was a close one between the Ladies and the Thundercats. The Thundercats were in the lead for the majority of the bout, but towards the end of the second period, the Ladies racked up enough points to put them ahead. It is always said that it’s anyone’s game at any point in time and I really thought that this one would belong to the Ladies, but at the very end, that statement proved to be true as the Thundercats took the lead and were victorious. Final score 157-161. Congratulations to The Rolling Thundercats!!

On a personal note, It was so much fun to be back at the announcer's table with Jake and special announcer for the evening, Hardcory. Hardcory was asked to skate for the Thundercats last night, but unfortunately is nursing a broken ankle and had to turn it down. She looked as cute as ever in a fantastic dress and bow in hair and she made me laugh throughout the night. Thanks Hardcory!

Another great moment last night was when one of our biggest fans won the 50/50 raffle. Congratulations to our very devoted fan, Allison of North Babylon. I don't think she's ever missed a bout! It was really nice to see someone who is always there supporting us, win.

And last but definitely not least, it was more than a thrill to see Anna Tramp back on the track for the first time in three years!! Last night she played for the Ladies Of Laceration and her blocking skills were just as phenomenal as they were the last time she played. Nice to have you back out there Anna!

Thank you to everyone for coming out and we'll see you next time!

Are You Ready For Saturday Night?!?!

2010-08-13T01:47:00.000-04:00

In The Press

2010-08-11T12:12:00.000-04:00

The Roller Rebels are proud to be featured in the Bellmore Patch!!

Read the article here and learn more about some of our new teammates and also a little bit of history behind derby.

Long Island Won't Ever Be The Same

2010-08-04T00:00:00.001-04:00

This has been an unbelievable season for the Rebels so far, and it's only going to get better! The league has won more travel team bouts than ever before. In addition, we've drafted new skaters, created brand new home teams, made new friends, new fans and have had a blast along the way.

The season still has a way to go and we have some exciting news to share with all of you! In exactly one month, something extra special will be happening right here on Long Island. The Roller Rebels will host New York state's FIRST EVER flat track roller derby tournament!! This major event consisting of 8 teams, 2 tracks and 12 bouts, is one of the most exciting things to happen in the derby world!! Come join us at Skate Safe on September 4th and check out New York's finest teams for one of the greatest skate-offs of all time.

We are so excited to be able to bring this major event out to Long Island for the first time and hope this becomes a tradition for every year to come. Click here for advance ticket sales and more information.

A Little Bundle of Derby

2010-08-03T18:35:00.000-04:00

Congratulations to referees Astra Zombie and Psycho Billy on their brand new baby boy!!

Taylor Francis

Born August 2 at 4:40 am.

8 lbs 2 oz

21 inches

Wheels, Beer and Soap

2010-07-30T20:19:00.001-04:00

That time of year is coming up again. You know the time when you bring your dirty cars and motorcycles to Mr. Beery's and have a roller girl wash them? Yeah that time! I don't remember us ever having an uneventful car wash and I'm sure that the same will hold true for this year.

Here's the info:
When - Sunday, August 8th
Where - Mr. Beery's 4019 Hempstead Turnpike Bethpage, NY 11714
Time - 11:30AM - 3:00PM

See you all there!

Keep Your Guard Up

2010-07-30T01:15:00.007-04:00

I've seen toe guards before. Some ordinary, some cute, but these top them all!! Why are these so fantastic? For one, they are created by a skater who understands the abuse skates take while you play derby. Most guards are simply for the toe of the skate, but she took into consideration the fact that many skaters break their laces on a regular basis. (For those who don't skate, when you are taking knee falls, it's common to drag the top of your skate(s) on the track) And so, she extended the guard to go up the front of the boot. Secondly, they just look so cool!

At a reasonable price, the guards are custom made, leather embossed and painted. Vist Baby Bitch for these and other unique derby items.

Feeling the Boardom

2010-07-26T19:33:00.004-04:00

Screenshot of photo pulled from www.PhyscialMindStudio.com

Want to keep in shape for derby while off skates? There is a new exercise called Slide Boarding. Basically you stand on a laminated board with little booties over your sneakers which enable a sliding effect. As you move from side to side mimicking a skating motion on the board, you engage your core muscles. The movements also strengthen your calves, quads, glutes, hips and groin.

Classes are held at Physical Mind Studio in Manhattan.

Challenge

2010-07-21T21:16:00.008-04:00

When I'm feeling down or out of sorts, I like to give myself a challenge. It helps take the focus off of whatever is on my crazy mind and makes me feel better about myself. In the past, I've set up some really big challenges for myself and when I put my mind to them, I can accomplish them. There are those moments though when I can't quite psych myself up for the big ones and I find it's best to start off small.

On Sunday I set up a small challenge for myself; To do some form of high-impact cardio exercise for one half hour everyday for one week. I wanted to set it up for one month, but decided to scale it down according to how I was feeling. I suppose it's like most challenges. There are those days when you just don't feel like putting the effort in and others when you can't wait to get it going. Today I had a hard time getting it going. I didn't feel well and just wanted to relax, but I made a promise to myself, so I laced up my sneakers and went out to run. Once I started, I felt great and by the time I was about to finish, I had so much energy, that I extended my run.

When you start playing roller derby, I think it's important to set some goals and challenge yourself. For some, I think setting a goal to accomplish something in one week or learning one particular skill at a time works well. There are others that this might bore and they need more of a challenge. Always keep in mind what works best for you. It can sometimes be very difficult to not compare ourselves to others ("She learned that faster than I did"). So it helps to remember that we are all very different individuals and what works best for one, doesn't always work best for the other. As time goes on and your individual goals have been met, it's time to challenge yourself as a teammate. Learn not only what works well for you, but what works for your team as well. Learning to team up with another blocker on the track or finding new ways to help out your jammer are great starting points.

Set up some goals and challenge yourself as an individual and then step up those goals and challenge yourself to be a great teammate. Like me on my run today, you might surprise yourself and go further than you thought.

xo
Etta

P.S. For an amazing team challenge experience check this out.

25 Random Facts

2010-07-20T00:00:00.001-04:00

Ok, everyone. I know you've all been waiting for round two of the 25 Random Facts post and here it finally is! Today check out some personal info about skater and ref Jimmy Rage...........1. I've driven the Port Jeff Ferry once

2. I don't have any ink or piercings (and I don't intend to get any, stop pestering me)

3. I play for the New York Shock Exchange

4. I have a pair of glasses specifically for playing in and they're held together by duct tape (I refuse to wear contacts and I don't want to have LASIK performed)

5. I love Old People Cars - Cadillacs, 1980s Mercedes, etc. ESPECIALLY Cadillacs.

6. My ritual before skating - listen to Led Zeppelin. Obvious but true, were you expecting ABBA?

7. I tried learning the Bass Guitar, that didn't work out. It was a better option than getting a drum set though.

8. I obsess about cars so much that I have an uncanny ability to rattle off the make and rough model year estimate of whatever passenger car passes by me, even if it's for a second. It really irritates people in the car :)

9. I also have a nasty habit of forming math equations based off of road signs (i.e. 495: 4-9=5 [if using non-negative integers], 110: 1-1=0, etc.). That REALLY irritates people in the car.

10. I went to college in Rhode Island and Rochester, NY. Rhode Island was way cooler, though upstate NY had the best BBQ I've ever had.

11. I can drive stick. I'm not great at it but it's come in handy sometimes.

12. Anime fans creep me out. I should know, I used to really be into that stuff.

13. I've been to England once. It's like America except smaller and with much better public transportation.

14. Haven't broken a bone in my entire life. Let's keep it that way, thanks.

15. I don't own a car. I live on Long Island. Yes, it sucks.

16. Don't ask me what my favorite Zeppelin song is, all I'll do is give you conflicting answers.

17. My favorite books are in the Comic Book section followed by the Personal Finance section.

18. I absolutely love racing games, both arcade and racing sims. The Wipeout and Forza series are my favorites (Gran Turismo is awesome but it's been way too long since the last one came out)

19. My uncle was on the engineering build team for the Apollo Program's Lunar Module during the Space Race. I've seen the blueprints and held pieces of it (or at least pieces of unused parts) in my bare hands.

20. I'm absolutely fascinated by Chernobyl. It's very, very high on my "places to go before I die" list.

21. I've met two Mythbusters. One of them, two times.22. I used to be a giant fan of Dance Dance Revolution to the point where I plopped down $500 for two sets of hard dancing pads (I still got one of them)

23. I've been bowling for as long as I've been able to throw a bowling ball, my average is 165 last I checked. Yet I still can't curve the damn thing.

24. I was in Boy Scouts for as long as you could legally be a Boy Scout. I didn't make it to Eagle but it was a great 12 years of lighting everything I possibly could on fire.

25. I've met Steve Wozniak and had him sign my IBM Thinkpad. I still own that laptop.

Showing Improvement

2010-07-16T21:31:00.012-04:00

After not skating or going to practice for quite a while, I finally made a return this week. When I first got on the track, I was fine. It felt like I had never left, but once we started working on our skills, I realized that I was a bit rusty. The next night, I coached and actually had a little trouble wrapping my head around certain drills. It's like my derby brain had fallen out. This all made me a little bit frustrated. I know that everything will come back to me very quickly, I've just been out of touch.

There were however a few things that left me feeling great! Being back, I got to see how much so many of the newer girls have improved. Be it speed, form, aggressiveness, whatever! They were moving, sprinting, blocking in ways I had not seen before and as a coach that's exactly the kind of thing what you want to see.

Great job girls. Keep working hard and stay focused because it certainly shows.

xo
Etta

Some Photos

2010-07-12T20:43:00.003-04:00

The Rolling Thundercats were the camps on Saturday night. Here are a few photos courtesy of Krystyna Dunalewicz.

For more images click here.

This Saturday!!

2010-07-08T17:27:00.001-04:00

An Extravagant Win

2010-07-03T00:00:00.000-04:00

Last year I had the most amazing, first time experience at the East Coast Derby Extravaganza. I was unable to attend this year, but my girls did bring back something extremely exciting for me and others who didn't attend.........a win!!

The Long Island Roller Rebels Travel Team won against Jersey Shore Roller Girls in a 30 minute challenge bout with a final score of 65-30!

GO REBELS!!

Roller Derby Vintage Style

2010-07-02T20:58:00.007-04:00

Art +Derby + Vintage = Love

And that's just what I found when I spotted this amazing hand embroidered, hand painted, wall hanging created by Punky-a-GoGo.

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If You Didn't Play Roller Derby....

2010-06-29T00:00:00.000-04:00

On the show Inside The Actor's Studio, the host David Lipton always asks the actors he is interviewing this question: "What profession other than yours would you like to attempt"? If it's a truly talented actor, I find it very interesting to hear what they have to say because it seems that acting was what they were meant to do and their true passion.

I got to thinking about this in relation to roller derby. If I didn't play roller derby, which other sport would I play? Which sports would my teammates play? Would they continue to exercise on their own?

As a kid and teen I took dance lessons....tap, jazz and ballet and of course, I roller skated. I have such a strong love for skating in general and being part of a team has brought me an immeasurable amount of joy, but I do have another athletic passion and that is running. It differs from playing derby in so many ways, but the one that stands out to me the most is that I don't run with other people. I run alone. I like having this to myself. It's my time, my thing and it helps me accomplish things other than staying fit, such as coming up with new blog posts (this one came to me during today's run). I've been running for many, many years and am proud to have a 1/2 marathon under my belt. Because I occasionally like to swim and bike, I've contemplated tri and biathlons over the years, but have yet to compete.

There one other sport that I've had interest in trying and that is soccer. I played a bit when I was in elementary school and somehow over all of these years, the rush of it has stayed with me.

Knowing all of this about myself, I was curious to see what other sports my league had interest in. And so to my league, I posed the question, "If you didn't play roller derby, what other sport would you play"? I was very impressed to hear that many of our girls already play or have already played other sports (I knew only of one or two who did). I suppose I didn't contemplate this being the outcome because I only had myself to compare it to. I've listed everyone's (who responded) answers below and think you will enjoy reading them as much as I did. Our league consists of some very ambitious and physically driven individuals and the responses varied quite a bit. I suppose that's why as a league we are so strong. Here are the responses:

Nixon Kutz - One or all of the three S’s surfing, scuba or sailing!

A.Lee.S - I played and coached lacrosse for 16 years and still play now, for a club team on Long Island (thanks to Smurf!!!) I also played basketball for 6, field hockey for 4, and soccer and softball for 2 years. I can't remember a time when I didn't play sports!

Jenny Bangs! - Soccer and ballroom dance (actually a sport). My sister played soccer as a kid and I was fascinated by her foot work! Ballroom dancing just looks so passionate and precise. Maybe Sour Swayze will teach me someday!

Carnage Electra - I had a friend who was a ballroom dancer - she had these crazy super tight custom shoes. I'd love to do that too. If it wasn't for derby, I'd totally be a surfer.

Maddonna - I was never on any sports team...but I really like playing soccer. But if I didn't play roller derby I'd probably be a competitive eater.

Hardcory - I am a competitive eater, at every meal. I've played soccer through college and was looking for teams to play on, before i started playing roller derby. I also really love playing football, but no one ever wants to play

Ragin Sage - I've never played another team sport but I love snowboarding and triathlons.

Whiskey Lullabye - I've played soccer my whole life, went to college on an athletic scholarship, I also play softball, ice hockey, kickboxing and I played Women's Professional Tackle football for 1 season till I tore my ACL...the rush of football was awesome! Hardcory, I will totally play football w/ you!!

St. Zombie's Fire - badminton was on the varsity team also hiking

Vesper Marytini - I was on the Varsity Track team in high school -- loved sprinting. Speed was my specialty. If I could play a sport besides roller derby, I third what Jenny Bangs! said. Ballroom dancing is one of the four I'd prefer. I love the grace of ballroom dancing. The sway of the hips, the body contact, the closeness, the endurance of a dancer = sexiness.
I also enjoyed playing goalie and offense for European Handball. If only we played the sport here really. (I learned the rules and how to play different sports in Phys Ed. I paid attention. lol)
I'm also an avid football fan. (football as in Soccer. haha) My preferred position again as goalie because you need to be always on your guard. Fast reflexes and keen intuition. :) You also have the chance to observe the strengths and weaknesses of the opposing team.
Lastly if there's a sport I haven't tried my hand at yet, and I've tried many, I want to try to play squash. I knew someone who played it professionally, and my curiosity has the best of me. I guess I was European in another life.

J-Bone - Extreme longboarding, kayaking (ocean and white water!!!), tai-chi, yoga, mountain climbing, expeditioning.....and I will hike the Appalachian Trail in my lifetime!!! I probably have more but can't think of any at the moment.

Captain Morgan - I've grown up a softball player and bowler, but I've always loved volleyball. Its a lot of fun, and never seemed as competitive, well to me anyway....just fun!

Jimmy Rage - Bowling, bowling, bowling. I've been in a league since I've been old enough to throw a ball down an alley until right before I evacuated High School.

Ninja Starr - I would definitely still be in martial arts. As a black belt in 4 styles (aikido, ishinryu, kabuto and jujitsu) i absolutely love the strength, confidence and security i have to approach any situation with my head on straight. I was on the diving team during my high school summer years so i would probably be involved in swimming and diving somehow too

Smurfetish - If I wasn't skating, I would definitely be playing on one of those beach volleyball leagues. I always loved it. And I would say racquetball, too. But if you are talking about passion, I have to agree with ballroom dancing. I wish I stayed with dance and found it when I was younger. I think it's the sickest thing ever.

Psycho Billy - I've played Basketball, Soccer, Track and Field and practiced Southern Shaolin Kung Fu for ten years! I'd also take up Sky Diving!

Missy Nigma - I did competitive and synchronized swimming for 10 years of my life. I wish i kept up with that. I never played other sports i had no coordination. I always wanted to learn to break dance!!!! But yeah id also be on maddona and hardcory's competitive eating league!!

Serial Mom - I played a little field hockey and track/field in school. If it wasn't for derby I would be interested in biking, triathlons, dance, and martial arts. Maybe ice hockey.

Amaretto Sourpuss - I would continue with competitive ax throwing and maybe try biathlon...and just for jenny bangs id learn the water lift.

Jamaican Kush - If it wasn't for derby being on the same nights I would be playing ice broomball (so fun). In high school I was a track and cross country captain, I was a running junkie so I'd be running various distances and maybe making an attempt at a decent marathon time. I was really into swimming so I'd probably get back into that, try a triathlon, do some rock climbing. The one thing I have no experience in is martial arts, I would love to learn muai thai! Remember all the other sports you play are great cross training for derby! ;)

Roxie Heartless - I used to play all sorts of sports (soccer, softball, ultimate frisbee), but mostly I'd probably hike, run, bike. I had also considered doing karate again (I did it for a few years when I was younger) right before I started doing derby. Clearly derby won.

Doc Block - I never really played sports - I just played. When I was a teenager I built canoes and was a solo freestyle paddler ( there is such a thing!) I kayaked flat and white water. Windsurfing, sailing, snorkeling, hiking, skiing, non-tandem skydiving, and some ill-fated hang gliding, ...if it looks like fun, I have to try it. Without derby, I wouldn't have anyone to play with me.

AEnemy of Daylight - I dance ballet But I also played soccer, basketball, softball & was a cheerleader [yup...I said it!]

Cherri PISTOL - Softball my whole life.

Punky Boobster - Kick ball. Seriously, there are some adult competitive kick ball leagues where I grew up.

Fantasmic - When I was 8 I bowed in a league until the end of high school. In high school I was on Volleyball and Softball and was looking at if there are any amateur volleyball leagues on LI that I could join. I miss Volleyball! I also really love ballroom dancing. My high school had a few classes for it and it was amazing! If there was a show called "Dancing with normal people," I would be all over that!

Miss Murderheart - When i was young i played softball for 7 years, i was a cheerleader for 3 years (and i had so much fun doing it), i was on the badminton team in high school with my boyfriend at the time, took bowling and tennis classes in college, and during my hiatus from derby.. i was taking kickboxing classes. other than that, i'll do anything that involves water... swimming, tubing, kayaking... i've never gone surfing but i would love to try.

Violet KnockOut - I was a gymnast for over 10 years, I played travel soccer and basketball but always got in trouble for tackling or being too aggressive in team sports. My parents pretty much kept me out of any sport that would provide me with a weapon (bat, stick, etc.), I was a cheerleader in high school and could tumble even after knee and ankle surgeries.......I'd probably be on a soccer team, which was what I was looking into as I stumbled upon derby. I pretty much exel and enjoy any competitive sport, whether it be team or individual. I am comfortable as an athlete and picked up anything fairly quickly when I was young, I am pretty fortunate to have that. I would love to do some fitness modeling competitions, just because it fascinates me what you can do with your body with the right diet and exercise. I would also love to complete a triathlon or possibly an Ironman. But that's like a full time job.

Thank you so much to everyone who responded. I love learning more about the league and I think this was a fun topic. Hope you all enjoyed reading!

Nice To Meet You!

2010-06-17T22:14:00.003-04:00

I installed this new little gadget (a live traffic feed) here on the blog. See it there....over to the right.....under the ads?

I really like the idea of getting better acquainted with you, my readers and so I thought in addition to having followers, and emails from readers (thank you for writing), I thought this would be a good way to do it. So far, I like it. It's very interesting to know where readers are located geographically and I'm happy to see that you all span a lot further than I thought.

After I installed the feed, I thought, would this deter readers from visiting the blog? Though the information the live traffic feed gives is pretty limited, maybe readers would rather remain more anonymous. I feel pretty confident that in the day of Facebook, Twitter and the likes of them, this really isn't too much information.

What do you all think? TMI?

Hopefully this works out to suite us all, and in the meantime I want to say thanks so much for visiting, reading and checking things out. Your visits give me inspiration to write more.

xo
Etta

What We've Been Up To

2010-06-15T02:21:00.003-04:00

Winning
On Saturday, June 12th, we won our 4th bout in a row!! This time against Lehigh Valley Roller Girls. Final score, 171-137.

Marching
On Sunday, June 13th for the third year in a row, we marched in the Long Island Pride Parade. The parade ended at Heckscher Park where our very own and very talented, Whiskey Lullabye aka Marcy Lang, performed live on stage.

Inspiring
On Monday, June 14th, we were invited to hold an assembly at Hampton Bays Middle School. The event was a huge hit and we're hoping to see lots of our new fans at our upcoming bouts.

Rental Reminiscing

2010-06-11T16:32:00.006-04:00

I was playing around with the new design templates here on blogger. Now I know this doesn't represent our leagues' colors, but I couldn't resist putting up this rental skate background. When I found it, I got this real good feeling. It brought me back to my first night at United when I tried out and was wearing rentals that looked very much like these. It's crazy to think back to when it all started and where those tryouts have brought me. I didn't ever think that I would accomplish all that I have from that time until now.

I know each of us have our own stories and hope that you can all look back on a derby path well traveled and look ahead to an even better one in the future.

I'm not sure how long I'll keep this design up, but for now, it's here and I'm enjoying it.

My New Favorite Breakfast

2010-06-04T01:17:00.006-04:00

I was lying on my living room couch last night. The TV was on, but instead of watching, I was reading a magazine. All of a sudden I heard a voice say something, something, something…..roller derby. I looked over to see a derby girl speaking in a Cheerios commercial. As I continued to watch I realized it was New York’s very own Gotham Girls being featured.

I screamed in excitement to see this! A major company featuring derby girls to promote their product is just so very inspiring.

Perhaps is was the release of Whip It that has increased the popularity of the sport or maybe it's becoming more well known through word of mouth. Whatever the case, the positive promotion is just what we want. Who knows, roller derby just might be a part of future Olympic games.