Praise Derby and Stay Tuned

I know you're all waiting to hear about The Big Night and I promise to have a recap for you to read soon, I'm just working on getting some thoughts organized. 

Anyway, I didn't want to leave all of you empty handed today, so I thought I would share with you a new item I spotted on my favorite website, Etsy.

This incredible tattoo inspired print by Whim Factory would look so great in a thick black or red frame and preferably hanging on one of my walls.  Stacey Martin, a tattoo artist from Texas, also has an amazing website of her own. 

Visit Whim Factory's shop for this and other extraordinary pieces of art.

The Big Night!

It's almost here!  This Tuesday at our annual tryouts, all of you lovely ladies (ages 21 and over) are welcome to come and give derby a shot.  With the amazing turnout at our two recent boot camps, we anticipate a large crowd coming down with skates in hand.  With that in mind, be sure to get there on time and have all of your gear good and ready. 

In case you are hearing about this for the first time, here's some more info.....

Tryouts are open to all women ages 21 and over.  You do not need experience to try out, but we do require a good attitude, commitment and good sportsmanship. 

The following are required to tryout: 
- Valid photo ID
- Quad (4 wheel) roller skates.  If you do not own skates, the rink will provide them for you for the night free of charge.
- Helmet
- Elbow pads
- Knee pads
- Wrist guards
- Mouth guard

We are able to provide some gear (with the exception of mouth guards), but please understand that our supplies are very limited and will be given out on a first come first serve basis.

Tryouts will be held this Tuesday, November 9th at United Skates of America located at 1276 Hicksville Rd. Seaford, NY 11783.  Registration will begin at 7:00 PM and tryouts will run until 11:00PM.

If you would like more information about tryouts and recruitment, click here for more details.

We look forward to meeting all of you and finding next season's new Rebels.  Good luck to all!!

25 Random Facts

Well, it's been a little while, but I'm finally back with your favorite post, 25 Random Facts. Today, I'm happy to feature a skater who's musical feats and famous meets are diverse, interesting and at the same time, a little bit funny.  This Roller Rebel shares a special bond with her sisters and is not afraid to divulge some of her personal fears with us. Read on to learn more about the beautiful and talented Missy Nigma!

1. I was born on Friday the 13th, the same day Friday the 13th came out in theaters.

2. My birth was announced on stage at Madison Square Garden a month after I was born.


3. I was a competitive and synchronized swimmer for ten years.


4. I played bass guitar in high school and was in two bands.


5. The tattoo on my chest is for my two sisters, who both live across the country.


6. I went to college for music.


7. A few years ago I jumped in a van and toured parts of the country with an all female rock band.

8. I have a tank top that Brett Michaels wore on stage when Poison played Jones Beach on my birthday in 2003.



9. I have Ornithophobia, an irrational fear of birds.


10. I have seen all the Saw movies in the same theater at the same time of year for the past six years.


11. My favorite ride is the zipper.


12. I wear a second pair of socks when I skate. I have not washed them since the beginning of the season, and don’t intend on washing them till the season is over… call it superstitious.


13. I shook hands with Elton John when I was younger.


14. I am a live sound engineer

15. I have never seen any Indiana Jones or Star Wars movies.

16. My real name means ‘guardian’.


17. The Riddler is my favorite super villain, and how I got my derby name.


18. I have matching tattoos with another Roller Rebel.


19. I am a nanny for one year old twins.

20. I have worn the same ring on the same finger for the past eleven years, my sisters have been wearing matching ones.

21. My #0G actually stands for Oprah & Gayle… maybe.


22. I rode on the back of a motorcycle when I was three.

23. When I was little I had dreams of being a stand up comedian, I was shy and not funny at all.

24. I snuck in to a locked room while Simon from Duran Duran was getting a massage, I was instantly creeped out.


25. When I was little I took figure skating lessons and quit when I was knocked down and got a concussion. Twenty-one years later I joined the roller derby.



Happy Halloween!

Thanks to everyone who came out to our Halloween fundraiser bash on Friday night. It was a great party and the costumes were so creative and fun! Congratulations to Doc Block for winning the award for best costume and to Heidi Hoe Bag for winning the 50/50 raffle!

Join Us Tonight......

......for tricks and treats!

Tomorrow Night!

We Want YOU!!

I cannot believe that almost a year has gone by since our last recruitment. Coming up this November 9th, another Long Island Roller Rebel recruitment night will take place (more information to come). 

This is one of my favorite events of the season!  As a coach, I love seeing skaters work their way from tryout to triumph.  It's a learning process that is different for each individual and teaching them new skills along the way is very rewarding for me. 

As a league we do a lot of work to prepare for tryouts.  Committees meet to discuss and organize our plans for the night.  Who will collect IDs, take photos, check gear.  Which coach will work with which group and so much more.  Once the tryouts are over, our night continues.  We need to discuss all of the possible candidates.  Who made the cut and why.  Who didn't and why not?

As hard as our jobs are, the ones working the hardest are you girls out on the rink showing us what you've got.  Tryouts can be overwhelming if you don't have all of the information you need.  So please visit our recruitment page for more information.  We've pretty much answered it all on there, but if you find you still have more questions, you can always contact our head of recruitment Violet Knockout (violetknockout@longislandrollerrebels.com).

To help you new ladies out with your skills, we will be holding two boot camps prior to tryouts.  The boot camps will take place at Skate Safe on October 16th and October 30th from 10:00AM - 12:00PM.  Each day will cost $10 and attendants are required to bring all of their gear.  Required gear includes quad roller skates, knee, elbow and wrist pads, helmet and mouthgard.  To sign up or for more information, please email Vixxen Bone (vixxenbone51n@yahoo.com).  The boot camps will involve basic derby skills and drills.  No experience is necessary, but you must be 21 and over.

I'll be back with some more information on recruitment night, but until then, keep practicing!

Making History

I've been away from the blog and unfortunately, the bouts for a bit too long.  Life has been busy but, I needed to take a second, if only that and talk about the amazing WIN the Ladies of Laceration had over the Wicked Wheelers on September 18th.  For the first time EVER, the Ladies won a bout!!  The final score was 97-83. 

CONGRATULATIONS LADIES!!

Photos copyright Krystyna Dunalewicz

This Saturday!!

The Reviews Are In

The Empire Skate Showdown was a huge success!  The feedback we have received from both our skaters and other leagues was so positive and only confirmed what a well organized and fun event the tournament turned out to be. 

Having access to our message board, I'm able to read all of the great comments and news about how the event went down.  I continue to read about how well everyone worked together to make it all happen.  How for some dreams came true and for others, they experienced the most well planned event ever.  How for many, the tournament was the best day of their lives!

Unfortunately, I was unable to be there so I can't give you a full detailed report, but I'd love to hear from any of you who were there.  How did you like it?  What was your favorite part?  Comment or email me and let me know (ettajams@yahoo.com)

For all who organized, skated or volunteered at the event, congratulations on a job well done!