Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Triple Threat

Join us this Friday for beer pong, karaoke and dancing!  All proceeds help support the league.

Monday, May 20, 2013

May 11th Bout Recap

On May 11th The Long Island Roller Rebels (93) hosted The Rhode Island Riveters (91). Last year Long Island traveled up to Providence and proved to be the biggest upset of the weekend, by winning, 148-120. This season Long Island’s All Stars have had two losses and were looking for a win. The first jam did not fair well for the All Stars as ATTACKACARDIC was sent to the box for a cut track major, giving the Riveters a power play early on in the bout.  For the next 3 consecutive jams the Riveters would be held scoreless. In jam 4 Rhode Island’s Hit and Run Paulene was able to take advantage of ATTACKACARDIC’s penalty and score 23 points for her team, taking the lead back to Rhode Island 34 to 17. Long Island’s jammers, Crashtastic Cate, Veloce Villain, Attacacardic and C-Roll chipped away at the score throughout the rest of the period. In the last jam of the first period, ATTACKACARDIC took the line gaining lead jammer as her blockers Veloce Villain, Angry Penguin, Berry Boom Boom and Amaretto Sourpuss were able to hold back Rhode Island keeping them scoreless as she would put up 25 points pushing Long Island further in the lead, ending the period 88 to 55 in favor of Long Island.

 Attackacardic jumping the apex scoring 4 points before calling the jam

In the second half of the bout, Long Island kept the momentum rolling as MVP Blocker Breakneck Brie would hold tight walls with teammates Amaretto Sourpuss, Berry Boom Boom and team Captain Angry Penguin. By the sixth jam of the half, Veloce Villain would take advantage of Buzz AllDread’s back block major and break a personal record with a 32 point jam!!! This pushed Long Island even further into the lead 129 to 67! Long Island kept a very strong lead until jam 16 when Buzz AllDread would score 15pts on a power jam. It looked like Rhode Island would start to rally, but the score was still in favor of Long Island 148 to 100. In the next two jams, LI jammers, Crashtastic Cate and Veloce Villain felt the heat and would push on with a combined 33 point total, distancing themselves in the lead 184 to 108. The last jam of the night C-Roll and Buzz AllDread took the jammer line. Buzz would gain lead jammer status and gain 9 points before getting a track cut major, leaving C Roll to put up 22 points for Long Island as her teammates cheered her on giving Long Island their first win of 2013!!

Final Long Island 214 Rhode Island 121

Jammer MVPs Long Island Attackacardic  Rhode Island Buzz AllDread
Blocker MVPs  Long Island Breakneck Brie  Rhode Island Jetta Von Diesel
Long Island’s Leading Scorers                   Rhode Island’s Leading Scorers
Veloce Villain 92 points (16 jams)                Hit and Run Paulene 49 points (13 jams)
Attackacardic 64 points (18 jams)                Buzz AllDread 28 points (13 jams)
C Roll 38 points (11 jams)                            Milla Lowlife 28 points (15 jams)
Crastastic Cate 20 points (9 jams)                                         Elsie YaLater 13 points (7 jams)

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Sunday Funday

A home bout on a Sunday afternoon?  Yep, that's how we're doing it this weekend!  Dominion Derby Girls will be headed our way to battle it out against the All Stars and the entrance fee is just a $5 donation at the door!  

Location - Skate Safe America 

Doors open at 12, whistle blows at 12:30.

See you there!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Bout Highlights

Hello everyone!  In case you missed the May 11th home bout, here are some highlights from the night!

Announcers Cap Lox and Hardcory issued the Play by Play

Riverters were the first to put points on the board
Cindy Lou Screw #206 led the half with 4 penalties but also incurred a left knee semi injury that was addressed in the locker at halftime so she could play the second half
LIRR had 2 players with 2 penalties and the rest with less
LIRR ALLSTARS -88     Rhode Island Riverters- 55
Riveters Dark N Stormy #100proof  and Sun Scream #SPF9 opened aggressively and sent Allstar jammer Crash # 13 sliding across the whole OPR lane and into the bench area
Riveters Dark N Stormy #100proof lead her team with 5 penalties
LIRR had 2 players with 5 penalties as well #214 Sourpuss and # 3143 Thin Slice
C-roll had an Amazing power jam to end the night

LIRR ALLSTARS -210     Rhode Island Riverters- 121

Monday, May 6, 2013

In Case You Missed It!

Well hello there!  It's been a while.  Were you all at the last bout?  If not, here's a recap for you:

On April 13th our Rock-A-Betty Bruisers hosted Ithaca’s Blue Stockings. Revelyn Sin was the first jammer to take the line for the Bruisers gaining lead jammer status however with Ithaca’s Felonious Fox right behind her, she strategically called off the jam just after scoring 2 points. By the fourth jam, things looked grim for our Bruisers as Ithaca took the lead, 19 to 3. In jam five Bruiser team captain, Dropkick Dolly, played some sweet offense by helping jammer Ermahgerd! to obtain 30 pts in one jam! Ermahgerd! forced a lead change back to the Bruisers with a score of 39 to 26. In jam 8 Bad A$$ Nat took the jammer line for the Bruisers and gained 3 points while Ithaca’s Bee Bee Gun gained 4 points leaving the score tied at 42. Ithaca would then pull ahead with two big jams from Felonious Fox & Valerie Valkyrie leaving the score in Ithaca’s favor 74 to 47. The Bruisers struggled for the remainder of the half leaving the score 120 to 60 in favor of Ithaca.

Starting the second half things were starting to look up for the Bruisers. Jammers Ermahgerd!, Revelyn Sin & PhDD racked up back to back points for Long Island catching up with a score of 76 to 132. Unfortunately, in jam 30 the Bruisers failed to field a jammer giving Ithaca an opportunity to score 15 unanswered points. During jams 11,12 and 13 the Bruisers began to rally keeping Ithaca scoreless. Jammer Bad A$$ Nat had a rally of her own putting up two big jams, but still the Bruiser’s fell short. Final Rock-A-Betty Bruisers 115 Ithaca’s Blue Stockings 190

             MVP Blocker Dropkick Dolly                    MVP Jammer Ermahgerd!                            
Bruisers Leading Scorers                                   Blue Stocking Leading Scorers
Ermahgerd!             49 points (10 jams)                Felonious Fox              55 points (10 jams)
Bad A$$ Nat             30 points (6 jams)              Sugar Blitz                  50 points (11 jams)
Revelyn Sin            25 points (15 jams)                Valerie Valkyrie            35 points (8 jams)

2013 Rock-A-Betty Bruisers
Left to right
Top Row: Captain Dropkick Dolly, Mgr Berry Boom Boom, PhDD, Ermahgerd!, Nolo Contender, Punk Sure, TNTeeny, Dolce Beata, Femme&M, Wushu Sugar, Mgr. Point N Shoot
Bottom Row: Mgr. Chest Blockwell, Nautical Vile, Bad A$$ Nat, Dandy Rough, Revelyn Sin, Account DeeRacula
Not pictured: Captain ArcHer Back, Gertie Bomb, Lil E. Von Schtupp & Neophyte Knight